Chapter 9

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Sexy Mama: alright, that's it

Sexy Mama: EVERYONE ONLINE NOW!

Sexy Mama: IM OFFICIALLY BORED AND IF MY BOREDOM ISN'T SATISFIED I WILL THROW ALL OF THE ZOLDYCK KIDS OUT OF THEIR WINDOWS!


Kikyo: if you even so much as try to smash my windows I will kill you myself.

PS4 Addict: WHAT

PS4 Addict: SHES THREATENING TO THROW US OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE THE WINDOWS?!

Kikyo: Yes, now get over it

PS4 Addict: WE COULD DIE

Kikyo: So?

Bug eyes: You'll get use to it, now shut up. I can hear you from here

PS4 Addict: And where is 'here' exactly?

Bug eyes: under the ground out the front

Silva: ... What have I raised?

Gay4Gon: Nothing, the dog maybe

Dilf ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ: Pfft- he's got a point

Patchwork: Soo, your son is a human hedgehog?

Patchwork: Cool.

Komugi: Can someone help me find Meruem? I can't find him

✨Pouf✨: HOW THE F*CK IS THIS CREATURE TEXTING, I THOUGHT IT WAS BLIND

Komugi: Oh, I'm getting Youpi to help me, anyway my pronouns are she/they. Thank you for being respectful and not assuming (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠) - Youpi

✨Pouf✨: ... I WAS TRYING TO BE INSULTING!

Komugi: Oh, do you want me to teach you? I'm sure you're probably having a hard time, and that's ok!

✨Pouf✨: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Meruem: Little what? She's a little what Pouf? Hm?

✨Pouf✨: Angel, she's a little angel (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠)

Meruem: that's what I thought.

Meruem: anyway tell Komugi I'll be with them in a minute Youpi.

Komugi: done.

Sexy Mama: now that's more like it 〜⁠(•^•)⁠〜

Steal ur girl: Just so you guys know Phinks is trying to kill Gon

Gay4Gon: WHAT?!

Steal ur girl: also Phinks just said "Your dad named you Gon because he wanted to be gone"
gotta admit, that was pretty funny

Gay4Gon: .. I'm so killing him

Steal ur girl: can I torcher him before you kill him?

Gay4Gon: sure ig?

Steal ur girl: cool

Gay4Gon is offline
Steal ur girl is offline

Bondage Kink: So, what now ?

4 in 1 Shampoo: Idk, I don't think Gon will need any back up after that comment tho

Bondage Kink: true

Milf in the making: ... I just saw Phinks being body slammed by a child.. wtf did he do ?

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