★Random Chaos★

Chapter 10

Christmas tree: have you noticed that every person with a light hair colour or a really bold hairstyle is gay? Like I kid you not

Knockoff Pikachu: that can't be true, I mean seriously

Christmas tree: you're only saying that cause you're a perfect example

Knockoff Pikachu: (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

Milf in the making: and what about me ?

Christmas tree: your a high-key lesbian, don't lie

Milf in the making: (⁠ب⁠_⁠ب⁠) I pretend I do not see

Silva: incorrect, I'm not gay

Christmas tree: really? Is that why you were making out with your MALE secretary in the middle of the woods?

Silva: We don't speak of that .

Dilf ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ: Like hell we don't speak of that! Which secretary? What day? Date? Time? MONTH?

Christmas tree: the only one who's been employed for over 5 years, Thursday 17th of May 1:56pm ᕙ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

Dilf ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ: I frickin LOVE this kid

Bug eyes: Don't be fooled, he's the devil.

PS4 Addict: he might be the devil but he's got damn good blackmail

Bug eyes: ... What do you mean by that?

PS4 Addict: Nothing, nothing...(⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

Bondage Kink: Anyone know where the clown is?

Pennywise: Once again, I am NOT a clown, I'm a very attractive magician~

Bondage Kink: ugly****

Pennywise: rude and a liar, pick a struggle

Bondage Kink: Weird and a clown lookalike, pick a struggle (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

Pennywise: why'd you need me anygayz?

Bondage Kink: thanks for reminding me, did you use the last of my conditioner?

Pennywise: yeah, btw that conditioner was worse than the great depression, why tf did you buy that

Bondage Kink: first of all fuck you, second of all I'm tracking you rn

Pennywise: ohhh this is gonna be exciting, hopefully your stronger than last time~

Bondage Kink: weird mf

Bondage Kink is offline

Milf in the making: I just saw Machi walk outside with a frying pan :⁠-⁠!

Pennywise is offline

Bug eyes: Hisoka just took of running btw lol

Christmas tree: Hah! Serves him right, you better win Machi!!

4 in 1 Shampoo: Hey, wanna join the troupe Gon?

Christmas tree: you mean your knockoff power rangers group that lost to a couple kids? No thank you

I fucked ur mum: That was a VIOLATION 💀

Dilf ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ: Tell me bout' it lol

Steal ur girl: can someone please tell me why I have been hearing the song 'squidwards nose' on repeat for ten+ hours

Steal ur girl: I'm about to break someone's spine and pull it out their nose

Milf in the making: Chrollos going through a mid-life crisis, not explaining any further.

Steal ur girl: green porcupine, info ?

Christmas tree: money first. :⁠^⁠)

Steal ur girl: sent

Christmas tree: $350? Nah, another hundred and we've got a deal

Steal ur girl: ...

Steal ur girl: fine, freaking green hedgehog mf

Christmas tree: that's more like it

Christmas tree: Chrollos simps found his phone number and has been sending him texts faster than he can block them, also he's broke and can't afford another phone

Steal ur girl: Another?

Christmas tree: he's tried changing phones and sim cards five times now, each time his phone number gets leaked

Uvogin: how tf did his phone number get leaked

Christmas tree: ;⁠-⁠)

Bug eyes: I told you, he's the freaking DEVIL

Christmas tree: y'know your simps are only slightly better right ;)?

Bug eyes: Don't. You. Dare.

Christmas tree: :-)

Bug eyes: ..

PS4 Addict: Guys, omg Illumi just got doxxed on Twitter

Christmas tree: :⁠-⁠P

Bug eyes: you little bitch

Bug eyes is offline

Christmas tree: finally a rematch (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

Christmas tree is offline

Steal ur girl: damn, wish I was there

Milf in the making: same tbh

Christmas tree is online

Christmas tree: just gotta do this before I forget

Christmas tree changed 'Uvogin' to 'First hot victim'
Christmas tree is offline

First hot victim: oh C'MON

First hot victim: at least I'm hot ig

Milf in the making: you wish

First hot victim: (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)