You thought I was dead? Think again
Nick: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Jenny: I did it. I broke-
Nick: No, no you didn't. Robin?
Robin: Don't look at me. Look at Ken.
Ken: What?! I didn't break it
Robin: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Ken: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
Robin: Suspicious
Ken: No its not
Nicole: If it matters, probably not, but Niecy was the last one to use it.
Niecy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Nicole: Oh really? Then why were you at the coffee cart earlier?
Niecy: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles Nicole!
Jenny: Lets not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Nick.
Nick: No. WHO BROKE IT.
Ken: Nick, Joels been awfully quiet-
Joel: REALLY
Ken: Uh, yeah really
(Everyone fighting)
Nick: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now everyone is gonna be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. (Looks over) Good. It was getting kinda chummy here.
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