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Momo: "the world is flat babe"
Jiro looks up from her work: "your supposed to be the smart one here"
Momo smirks and looks at her: "your my world babe"
Jiro snaps her pencil and just glares at Momo
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Mina: "I swear every gay woman's favourite animal is either a ferret or a penguin"
Also Mina: "hey jiro what's your favourite animal"
Jiro looked at her confused: "a ferret why"
Mina then looks at Momo: "and Momo what is your favourite animal"
Momo looked at her and smiled: "a penguin of course"
Mina jumps on the table and everyone looks at her: "you see!"
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momo: "I am as straight as spaghetti I only like men not woman I AM STRAIGHT"
jiro looks at her with a sad expression: "oh um"
momo: "okay I would like to delete my earlier statement I am in love with a woman"
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Todorki hits a button on his phone and starts playing music, Momo then jumps on the table and pulls jiro into her arms.
Momo: "yeah I'm bi, boobies...I love them"
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Momo and jiro in an argument.
Jiro: "oh yeah well i still have your underwear"
Momo: "jiro I still have your virginity"
Tokoyami: spits out milkshake.
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Denki and Mina where talking to each other while Momo was sat on the couch doing work.
Denki: "I swear Yao-Momo can never relax"
Mina: "yeah she's always so stressed"
Jiro: "I know what to do" she got behind Momo and started massaging her shoulders.
Momo: "hey what are you doing I-" Momo then slowly fell asleep and jiro walked back over to them smirking
Jiro: "told ya"
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Jiro runs to her room and slams the door shut, and mr lover man starts playing,
Jiro: "Im mr loverman, and I miss my lover man"
Momo then opens the door and looks at jiro: "I went to the bathroom for 5 minutes!!"
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Momo: "jiro did it hurt when you fell"
Jiro: "from what heaven or in love"
Momo: "as much as I would like to save your ego...YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, your in pain I want to help work with me here"
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Momo leaning over a bleeding jiro: "jiro your bleeding out what's your type"
Jiro: "long black hair, rich, black eyes, creates almost anything from her body"
Momo: "no jiro your blood type"
Jiro: "oh" looks down at the wound "red?"
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Momo: "okay be honest when you look at me do you get butterflies in your.........CoOcHiE"Jiro: "...."
jiro then grabs momo's neck and punches her in the stomach
Momo: "ow"
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Jiro: "two best friends in a room...they might kiss"
Momo: "yes we will"
Jiro: "wha...t-that wasn't the script"
Momo: "I said yes we will"
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
