Random TMF dump book

Drake Headcanon [Yes I know I canceled it but um ITS BACK!]

Edit : I need to make up my mind I canceled this idea 6 times already :/

Warning : stupidity, Sailey because why not? 

don't enjoy - UH I mean enjoy ! 

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Jake 🎤🎶-

• Big fat bisexual 

• A dork 

• he probably has more photos of Drew than Sean with Cat Hailey pics [Sean's a giant simp for Hailey dressed up as a cat (NOT SEXUALLY) so not surprised ]

• has a pin board in his room all about Drew but when the Jomies comes over, which back than was normal, he stuffs it under his bed because he's a dumbass and can't think of anything else 

• Somehow the Jomies didn't find the board so I guess it works????

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• Diff a switch but around Jomies he's a top [#FlusteredDrewieishot] 

• Jake is 5'9 and teases Drew by resting his head on his hair, make him flustered but also reminds him he's shorter than that ass of a Simp

• Flirts with Hailey as best friends and a joke , and Hailey knows this 

• Probably acts like a emo when no one is looking, change my mind 😗✌

• Made Drew cry so many times that even Daisy might kick his Ass 😮

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Drewy Bear 🐻💳💸 -

• Gay by god

• No he didn't date Zoey to hide his feelings for Jake, he saw Zoey as a role model and a generality nice person so he wanted to give it a try

 • he acts like the devil took his soul most of the time (💀💀)

- but than there's that one time he's with Jake 



LIKE ASS BRO 😒

 • Can speak Spanish like a first language 

[ Mum pls love me ;( ] 

 • A bottom any surprise ?

• See's Liam and Henry as his children's, like he has to take care of those bozo's until they have sex that one of them can't walk or smth  

• He's actually pretty good at school and helps Jake, henry and Liam [aka the stupid trio] with there homework

• Drew has freckles but hides them with make up because he thinks he looks ugly with them the only ones who seen them were Liam, Zoey and Daisy [Henry was Sick and Jake well he peaced out to hang out with the music freakies 😒😒)

• Drew's Last name is Sorau 

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• Plays Genshin impact w/ Jomies but Jake is usually with his freak friends so he's left w/ the bozos

• Can break a door in half or even a locker when mad 

•over dozes on raspberry's 😩 

• He drinks tea [I'm surprised too]

• Drew and Zoey are on good terms [as bestfriend, Yay!] but Jake usually can get over protective  

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Drake - Drew and Jake Headcanon(s)

• They broke up probably twice 

• Drew gets flustered around Jake, which Jake uses as an advanced [not in a bad way]

• IF Jake stops hurting Drewie's feeling and they get married Drew would Take Jake's last name since he hates his

• Jake hates Zoey but see's her as a sister too, they act happy together when Drew is there but when he's gone ...

well its called war



• Drew also talks to Stacy with Jake's with the Music Freaks and oddly enough he jealous of the friendship even though He's probably Happy w/ Stacy 

• Drew such a bottom that Zoey was the top in their 3 year relationship [Lmao Bottom ass], Jake joking Mocks him about it but always apologizes after

And last but not least

•  Jake made Drew cry once while they were in - uh middle school???

He push drew on the swings while he was standing up, Drew was acting up that day so he started crying

-Jake now tries his best not to make Drew cry

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- but he fails at that so bad that my dad coming back from the dead is more possible than this man stopping himself of making his boyfriend-- I MEAN DREW- to cry

drew crying is like the only thing Jake can do without effort 

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Drew's last name- 😳   

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He's still hot tho ✋

Anyways HELLO ! How was your day so far? 

hope it was good! Man I think I'm gonna go take my pills and sleep... at 2pm 

Word count : 747

See you all later !