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P2 to pepelepew and alvin

Alvin loved his life, he was rich, he basically had a butler, and to top it all off he was the most famous celebrity on the planet. Sure his two brothers were rather idiotic, Simon going off to nerd school and Theodore becoming obese in their fame, but Alvin could easily ignore them.

 Alvin was the king around town, sneaking out every night to party and bring back chicks. Alvin knew that all the girls only slept with him for his fame, but he didn't care. Alvin knew he'd never find a 'soulmate' and frankly he didn't want to, he was happy being free to sleep with anyone he wanted.

One night, after a particularly disastrous one-night stand, Alvin was left kicked out and pondering his life choices. No one seemed to like him, sure all the people at his high school wanted to be friends but that was just because he was famous.

 Alvin had been grounded, usually he'd just sneak out again but this time he couldn't risk the punishment, there was no way he could survive without his Cheetos! He trudged his way to school, when he got to the halls, he didn't even bother to look up, just pulled his black hoodie up over his head and keep walking forward. 

All of a sudden, oof! He'd banged into someone decidedly far too fluffy to be human. Dazed, he looked up to see a hand offered to him and saw the face of a friendly skunk. It was Pepe, the new student! Alvin had a feeling his life was gonna get much better from now on.