It was now night, the dwarves had been paid and the family was leaving in the morning. Before that Brok and Sindri invited them to a festival the village was having all because they saved it from the Kraken
They did a bunch of stuff
They played games, ate food, and drank
Eventually, everyone has their fair share of drinks and it was effecting them
Brok: bull shit! Tits are better!
Sindri: I have to agree! They're way easier to keep clean instantly winning!
Ejiro: what about during sex? It's like fucking a wall if she has no ass!
(Women reading this please don't get mad they're drunk and stupid)
Mina slapped him across the head
Mina: How would you know?
Ejiro: well I figured it would... What about you bro?
They looked over to Izuku who quietly drank his mead with a Shakey hand
Izuku: n-no comment
There was a loud bang and the table split in half
Rumi had put her leg down
Rumi: no tell us sweetheart, which one is better? Breast or thighs?
Izuku: p-personality?
Momo: good choice darling
Brok and Sindri started rolling on the floor
Sindri: ha! Look at you! Mister future of the world! Controlled by his wives!
Izuku: at least I have wives
Brok: HAHA! Holy shit!
Sindri: man this music is awful
Nemuri: it's that the truth?
Ochako: I didn't want to be mean but that's why no one is having a good time
Kyouka: I'm too drunk to sing
Izuku looked at his wife whose head was in his lap
Izuku: not In public babe
Kyouka: you're no fun!
Izuku: I'm going to rail you later
Momo: that better include us
Ochako: remember we said no favorites
Izuku: wouldn't dream of it
Brok: you lot sure are comfortable when you're drunk
Kyouka: we're even better with music! Izuku~ play something for us!
Everyone agreed and pushed Izuku to the music stage
Izuku: uh... Hello this song is dedicated to my little girl
Izuku made a bunch of doubles to stand on the stage next to him, although harder he was able to mimic the sounds of most instruments
(I got lucky Elvis Presley)
Never found a four-leaf clover to bring good luck to me
No rabbit's foot no lucky star no magic wishing tree
But I got lucky, yes I got lucky
When I found you, oh yeah!
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Izuku Yagi: next God of War
FanfictionIn this story Izuku Yagi is forgotten by his parents and basically tortured by his twin sister and former friends. After running away at the age of 10 he finds an old cabin in the woods. after entering he meets the former Greek God of War Kratos and...
