Kiss, Kill or Marry (And 18 being an idiot) [Blocks]

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14: *On couch* I'm bored.

18: *On couch too but upside down* I'm bored too.

14: *Gets off couch* I know!

18: What?

14: Kiss, Kill, Marry!

18: *Confusion face* Are we going to kiss, kill and marry someone?

14: No, no. It's a game where I choose 3 people then you have to choose who to kiss, who to kill and who to marry. Ok, ok. So like this: 19, Melody and... 4.

18: *Flips right side up but still on couch* Why 4?

14: Because I'm made of him. It's also the third block that popped into my mind soo

18: Got it. So I'm supposed to kiss, kill and marry who I choose?

14: *Facepalms* No. Just choose. You don't have to actually do it.

18: Ohh! Alright! Hmm... *Thinking face* *Not even in reality anymore*

-5 minutes later-

14: 18? 18? You still there?

18: GOT IT! Marry Melody-

14: Saw that.

18: -Kiss 19-

14: Saw that. So kill 4?

18: Noo. That's not my answer.

14: Then?

18: Split 4 into the terrible twos and kill them instead and get 2 and make him look at the magic mirror twice to make 4 with no terrible twos!

14: ... That is smart but like what happens when it still turns to the terrible twos?

18: Not my problem! *:3 face*

14: *Facepalms* Ok let's uh try someone else. Let's see... 24-

18: SHE'S MY COUSIN!

14: -36-

18: I think he's fine but why?

14: Aaand 32.

18: SHE'S MY OTHER COUSIN! I CAN'T MARRY OR KISS MY COUSINS SINCE IT'S WEIRD AND THE OTHER IS A gUy!

14: Meh. Just choose.

18: Ehh... I choose... NONE BYEE! *Dashes off*

14: OI GET BACK HERE! *Dashes after him*

End~


Sorry if it's short. I just came up with the idea 18 is like this and ye. If you want more of this just request! So like example: 13- Kiss, kill, marry= 15, 17, 16 | For boys: 2 girls at least | For girls: At least 2 boys No gays or lesbi so its either kill or kiss the boy for boys and kill or kiss the girl for girl. Anywho that's all!

~Lexi-chan

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