Incorrect Quotes Generator || Sasaki and Miyano

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Hanzawa: I just ended a four year relationship.
Miyano: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Hanzawa: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Ogasawara and Yokoda fighting from across the room*

Kuresawa: Why are your tongues purple?
Miyano: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Sasaki: I had a red one.
Kuresawa: oh... OH
Tashiro: ...
Tashiro: You drank each other's slushies?

Tashiro: Change is inedible.
Kuresawa: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tashiro, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Sasaki: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Hirano: You were flirting with Miyano.
Sasaki: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Hirano: You asked him if he was single.
Sasaki: ...
Hirano: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

Sasaki: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Hirano: Alright, what's 30x17?
Sasaki: 47
Hirano: That's not even close.
Sasaki: But it was fast.

Hanzawa: I made tea.
Hirano: I don't want tea.
Hanzawa: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Hirano: Then why are you telling me?
Hanzawa: It is a conversation starter.
Hirano: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Hanzawa: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Ogasawara: Hey Tashiro can I get a sip of your water?
Tashiro: It's not water.
Ogasawara: Vodka, I like your style!
Tashiro: It's vinegar.
Ogasawara: Wh-Wha-
Tashiro: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Hirano: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Sasaki: Black haired Fudanshi's
Hirano, desperately, as Sasaki bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Sasaki: Oh! B positive.
Hirano: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Sasaki: ...

Miyano: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Sasaki: Wednesay
Miyano: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Kuresawa: It's dark in here
Tashiro: Don't worry dude I got this
Tashiro: *Stomps their feet*
Tashiro: *Skechers light up*