Incorrect Quotes Generator || Sasaki and Miyano

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Tashiro: Hey Kuresawa,
Kuresawa: Yes?
Tashiro: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Kuresawa: ...
Kuresawa: Where's Shirahama?

Hirano: I told Ogasawara his ears flush when he lies.
Sasaki: Why?
Hirano: Look.
Hirano: Hey Ogasawara! Do you love us?
Ogasawara, covering his ears: No.
Sasaki: ...

Ogasawara: Why are you on the floor?
Sasaki: I'm depressed
Sasaki: Also I was stabbed, can you get Miya, please.

Tashiro: Fitness tip: never stop yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. 
Kuresawa: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Miyano: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Miyano: Kuresawa, keep and eye on Tashiro today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Kuresawa: Sure, I'd love to see Tashiro get punched. 
Miyano: Try again.
Kuresawa, sighing: I will stop Tashiro from getting punched.

Hirano: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Kagiura: We got spring water
Hirano: NO.
Tashiro: with EXTRA minerals
Kagiura: it's like licking a stalagmite
Hirano: DON'T COME HOME.
Tashiro: Mmmmm cave water

Sasaki: Welcome, fellow idiots
Miyano: Hello, Sasaki
Sasaki: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Miyano: You underestimate me

Sasaki: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Miyano: Twelve, actually.
Sasaki: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Miyano: Yours!
Sasaki: That's right, no one's.

Miyano: Is something burning?
Sasaki: Just my love for you.
Miyano: Sasaki, the toaster is on fire.