Incorrect Quotes Generator || Sasaki and Miyano

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Ogasawara: Okay, help me please!
Hirano: Got two words for you.
Ogasawara: I bet they won't be helpful.
Hirano: Your problem.
Ogasawara: I was right

Sasaki: So what's for dinner?
Miyano, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret. 

Hanzawa: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Hirano, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Hanzawa: ...
Hanzawa: Fsh

Sasaki: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Ogasawara: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Miyano: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Sasaki: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Miyano: Absolutely not.

Miyano: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Sasaki, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Sasaki, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Miyano: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Sasaki: Outstanding.
Sasaki: This is what I'm talking about people.

Sasaki: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Miyano: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Sasaki: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Miyano: Sasaki, that's a coma.
Sasaki: Sounds festive.

Sasaki: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Miyano: You and me!!!
Sasaki, tearing up: Okay.

Sasaki: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Miyano: Oh, you've been?
Sasaki: Once. In Monopoly.

Sasaki: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Miyano: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Sasaki: ...
Sasaki: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Miyano: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Sasaki: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Miyano: No! Four to five seconds!
Sasaki: Too late!!!