In which an idiot meets another idiot
Or
In which Mista fights alongside his future wife
Mista x Fem!Reader
THIS IS DEFINITELY PART CRACKFIC
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or the characters. I only own Y/n and certain plot points
Started: 03/12/2...
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It seemed that I dreamt the conversation between Bucciarati and Giorno because the mood was very light hearted
"Narancia! Why are you secretly hogging all the chocolates?" Mista asked
"Yeah, give me some" I said as the three of us fought over the box of chocolates
"Give it back! I bought it with my money, so give it back!" Narancia said
"Narancia, this kid" Fugo said
"What a petty bastard" Abbacchio said
"Everyone else is hungry too!" Mista said
"Yeah, so you need to share" I said
"Stop double teaming on me! I get you're like a thing now, but come on! This isn't fair!" Narancia whined. I felt a goofy smile appear on my face as Mista looked away in embarrassment
"We're a thing?" I asked feeling all warm and fuzzy
"I-I uh.. well.." Mista couldn't speak
"Mista seems to have lost the ability to form coherent sentences" Fugo said. Giorno was doing his own thing with the computer
"So, give me those chocolates" I said
"Giorno. Sorry, could you hand me that water? I'm thirsty. And you should be careful. We cannot go onto land right now. We were ordered to wait in the boat" Fugo said referring to the fact Giorno was chilling on the steps
"Yes" Giorno said
"Huh?" Narancia asked as the three of us stared at the empty box
"Huh? What?" Mista asked
"You ate it all, Mista! Y/n! Give it back, damn it!" Narancia yelled as he had chocolate in his mouth. He grabbed both of our collars
"I haven't even had any!" I yelled out as I grabbed Narancia's collar
"What's all over your mouth?" Mista asked
"Huh? Oh!" Narancia said realizing he had eaten the chocolates
"What do you mean 'Oh'? But when did you stuff your face?" Mista asked
"Yeah, I had my eyes on him the hole time" I said confused as Fugo began drinking his water
"By the way, did I thank you, Giorno? I didn't, right? For giving me water" Fugo said. Giorno looked at his hand confused. Suddenly Giorno got up and off the boat. He picked up the computer and began walking in land
"Hey, bastard! How many times must I tell you? The Boss ordered us not to go on land" Abbacchio said. Next thing we knew, Abbacchio was touching Giorno's shoulder
"Now what in the fuck?" I asked
"Huh?" Narancia asked
"This is not normal. Something bizarre is happening. Oh no. Bucciarati!" Giorno yelled before he ran off
