Aphrodite: "Babe?"
Ares: "Yes?"
Aphrodite: "Would you still love me if I were a tank?"
Ares: "Well it depends on what tank you are... I mean, you could be a Leopard 2 A7, a Tiger, a Bulldog, a Chieftain, a T-34-"
Aphrodite: "OK! The first one..."
Ares: "Ok uhm... So, let's say you were a Leopard 2 A7, I would ask you to marry me."
Aphrodite shocked: "Does that mean you want to marry me!?"
Ares: "Are you a Leopard 2 A7?"
Aphrodite: "..."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
