Zeus: "Hey my sons and daughters!"
Athena to Ares: "You are just a gross and bloodthirsty clotpole!"
Ares: "Clot- what? Speak like a normal person!"
Meanwhile Artemis to Apollo: "Stop being a pain in the ass!"
Apollo almost crying: "It's called having feelings!"
Artemis: "It's called being a pussy!"
Zeus: "I wasn't here and I've heard nothing..."
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
