Zeus: "If you were mortal, I would put poison in your coffee."
Hera: "If I were mortal, I would drink it."
Athena: "Am I the only one who is surprised that Zeus assumes he can make coffee?"
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Greek deities and some incorrect quotes
HumorSome of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek patheon and others are just like I took them from the internet. Hope you like them💕 P.S. English is not my mother tongue so it may be some mista...
If you were mortal
Zeus: "If you were mortal, I would put poison in your coffee."
Hera: "If I were mortal, I would drink it."
Athena: "Am I the only one who is surprised that Zeus assumes he can make coffee?"
