Saer: Say "Ah."
Anon: Saer...
Saer: Open your MOUTH.
Anon: ...Ahhh...
Saer: -gently sticks a spoonful of stringy noodles covered in a sauce-....Eat.
Anon: -slurps noodles off spoon-...-chews-
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Saer: ...Well?
Anon: ...It's...good?
Saer: ...You don't even know what you're eating, do you.
Anon: No, but...it's edible.
Saer: It's pad thai.
Anon: ...Ah.
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Saer: ...
Anon: ...Can I have some more?
Saer: Are you asking because you want more, or because I want you to want more?
Anon: I am asking for another spoonful of edible affection, please.
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Saer: -tail wags briefly-...You think you're SOOOO smooth, Ladder Boy.
Anon: And I'm glad I get to look up at you. All the time.
Saer: -growls-...Couch.
Anon: But, the thai—
Saer: AND GET MY COWGIRL HAT.
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