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Quote 96: Work Rules

WORK RULES:

1. Sickness: No excuse will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof of illness as we believe that is you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
2. Leave of absence for an operation: We are no longer allowing this practice. We hired you as you are, to have anything removed certainly makes you less than what we bargained for.
3. Death (your own): This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like as least two week's notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job.
4. Quantity of work: No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
5. Quality of work: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.
6. Advice from boss: Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen the rest of the day.
7. The boss is always right.
8. When the boss is wrong. Refer to fule 7.