You need only two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.
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Quote 209: Two Tools
You need only two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.