Muffled voice on the phone: we have kidnapped your son and if you want to see him alive again you'll have to-
Tony: son? I HAVE A SON!?! WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS!?!
Muffled voice: .....we have a teenager with brown hair and has a science pun shirt
Tony: oh, you mean Peter. Yeah, he's not my son
Muffled voice: ....are you sure?
Tony: yeah, I'm pretty sure
Muffled voice: well, we still have the kid locked up... so do you want him or not?
Tony: .....Peter is literally sitting right in front of me doing homework...
Tony: Pete, were you kidnapped?
Peter: oh yeah! That's what I forgot to tell you!
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Adventures Of The Avengers 💚🖤💛
FanfictionI wanted to make something that will make someone laugh so this will consist of random prompts. there pretty funny in my opinion but you would have to read and find out. The prompts in this are not mine but some of them I extend to make it more fun...
