Random Headcannons

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(Done in the order I thought of them)

- Lilia cuts his bangs that way because Malleus managed to char his bangs when he was younger and so he wants to remember this moment, thus not changing it from the time it was charred

- Ace tricked Riddle into listening to the YBC opening.  He got kicked out of the dorm for a day and got collared for two days

- Floyd makes "deez nuts" jokes every five minutes

- Cater and Lilia sing a duet of Miwaku Geki every Light Music Club meeting

- Ace definitely watches Ouran Highschool Host Club every night.  It got to the point where Deuce can hear the opening in his dreams

- Idia streams games on twitch.

- Epel plays in the rain and deliberately tracks mud everywhere in the dorm to annoy Vil

-Whenever Epel showers, he deliberately fogs up every mirror he can-

- Trey has a dad sneeze.  I mean, he's a literally the  dad of Heartslabuyul, so, makes sense-

- Every Sunday, Jamil and Trey get together at the Mostro Lounge and complain about how much their housewardens make them do (Jade serves them and joins in and Ruggie sometimes comes along as well)

- Riddle and Vil also meet up at the Mostro Lounge every Sunday to complain about their dorms problem children.  ((Somehow they don't notice Jamil and Trey-))

- Lilia has 100% managed to burn down the Diasomnia kitchen while making cup noodles.  He didn't take out the packages of oil and whatever else the noodles come with.

- Deuce calls his mom every two weeks because he's a good boy <333

- Jack's tail wags whenever he eats pear compote and Ruggie has teased him about it on multiple occasions 

- The leech twins definitely have sung a duet of Childish War before. 

- Rook keeps a picture of Neige in his wallet in that one stupid secret pocket that you can only find once and then it just vanishes.  The most impressive thing is that he can actually find that pocket again.

- Ace, Deuce and Epel have all tried to fit on one broom before.  Jack tried to stop them but he also got dragged on the broom.  Same with Sebek.  Then Kalim joined in and everyone got in trouble-

- On April Fools day, Trey put all the strawberry tarts on the top shelves

- Ace's ringtone is a looped recording of Riddle yelling at him for not picking up his phone

- Jamil would be practicing his dance routine, minding his own business and then Kalim flings open the door, just to ask how to toast a pop tart

- Epel is Pomefiore's official gopher 

- All the second years have had a karaoke night before.  ((Some people may not have participated as much, but still, karaoke night.))

- Octavinelle and Pomefiore are business partners.  You cannot tell me otherwise.

- Savanaclaw and Diasomnia have fought over who gets to use the sports field for their training every other week

- The only reason why Sebek's hair is spiked is because he's always mad.  ((Think of a cat when its hair bushes up.-))

- Riddle has banned cauldrons from Heartslabuyul because Deuce summons one every day and Ace would use them to make potions that blew up the dorm every other month.

- The third years were all supposed to go on a camping trip and they did.  Until the whole campsite blew up because Leona and Malleus got into an argument about where they wanted their tents

- Sebek and Silver have 100% played "Onion" as children (Basically that game where you have to yell the word out as loud as you can until the other person chickens out or can't yell louder than you.  Typically a more. . . Vulgar word is used, but, family friendly versions use the word "onion" instead) .  They still do it now and it gets to the point where if they stand in the sports field, you can hear it at the main school entrance.

- The first years had a game night once. It went well until Deuce pulled out an Uno deck. . .  Let's just say that the college had to get evacuated and it took a while to rebuild

((A/N: I know I promised a Malleus x Reader oneshot, but, I hit writers block, so, enjoy this instead while I see what I can do about that oneshot))

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