i got too silly

wawa

wawa

The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played. Inside my workshop behind the old arcade, Electric desires had unravelled all my wires. Now I'm in a box for safe keeping, the news reporters reported that I died. But all my organs were living on inside, circuit board to brain, with two lungs collecting change. One big human heart, gently beeping. You can't win me, I can't beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen, I'm half human and half machine! Thank god for business,  They let me take the floor. I stood so proudly, like I was going to war. Players soon appeared, and I quickly was revered. This must be what love...would have felt like... Such dedication, They came from miles away. With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play. In perfect patient lines, Because I was in their minds. I could do whatever I felt like. Whatever I felt like. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen. I'm half human and half machine! Im happy for years and years, only eating the occasional Matentience man. Only driving a few kids to madness, maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows! I only want to have fun, but now they're telling me my days here are done. Cause there's a tiny box they make in Japan, and pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand. It's getting lonely, It's getting hard to breathe. The arcades empty, I think it's Christmas Eve. Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin. Breakinf me and taking my quarters, Bashing in my face with a crowbar. Kicking me and pushing me over. Now they see my blood.. On their sneakers. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you unless you cheat! You CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN! I'M HALF HUMAN, AND HALF MACHINE! The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played. Inside my workshop behind the old arcade, Electric desires had unravelled all my wires. Now I'm in a box for safe keeping, the news reporters reported that I died. But all my organs were living on inside, circuit board to brain, with two lungs collecting change. One big human heart, gently beeping. You can't win me, I can't beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen, I'm half human and half machine! Thank god for business,  They let me take the floor. I stood so proudly, like I was going to war. Players soon appeared, and I quickly was revered. This must be what love...would have felt like... Such dedication, They came from miles away. With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play. In perfect patient lines, Because I was in their minds. I could do whatever I felt like. Whatever I felt like. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen. I'm half human and half machine! Im happy for years and years, only eating the occasional Matentience man. Only driving a few kids to madness, maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows! I only want to have fun, but now they're telling me my days here are done. Cause there's a tiny box they make in Japan, and pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand. It's getting lonely, It's getting hard to breathe. The arcades empty, I think it's Christmas Eve. Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin. Breakinf me and taking my quarters, Bashing in my face with a crowbar. Kicking me and pushing me over. Now they see my blood.. On their sneakers. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you unless you cheat! You CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN! I'M HALF HUMAN, AND HALF MACHINE! The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played. Inside my workshop behind the old arcade, Electric desires had unravelled all my wires. Now I'm in a box for safe keeping, the news reporters reported that I died. But all my organs were living on inside, circuit board to brain, with two lungs collecting change. One big human heart, gently beeping. You can't win me, I can't beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen, I'm half human and half machine! Thank god for business,  They let me take the floor. I stood so proudly, like I was going to war. Players soon appeared, and I quickly was revered. This must be what love...would have felt like... Such dedication, They came from miles away. With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play. In perfect patient lines, Because I was in their minds. I could do whatever I felt like. Whatever I felt like. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen. I'm half human and half machine! Im happy for years and years, only eating the occasional Matentience man. Only driving a few kids to madness, maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows! I only want to have fun, but now they're telling me my days here are done. Cause there's a tiny box they make in Japan, and pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand. It's getting lonely, It's getting hard to breathe. The arcades empty, I think it's Christmas Eve. Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin. Breakinf me and taking my quarters, Bashing in my face with a crowbar. Kicking me and pushing me over. Now they see my blood.. On their sneakers. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you unless you cheat! You CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN! I'M HALF HUMAN, AND HALF MACHINE! The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played. Inside my workshop behind the old arcade, Electric desires had unravelled all my wires. Now I'm in a box for safe keeping, the news reporters reported that I died. But all my organs were living on inside, circuit board to brain, with two lungs collecting change. One big human heart, gently beeping. You can't win me, I can't beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen, I'm half human and half machine! Thank god for business,  They let me take the floor. I stood so proudly, like I was going to war. Players soon appeared, and I quickly was revered. This must be what love...would have felt like... Such dedication, They came from miles away. With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play. In perfect patient lines, Because I was in their minds. I could do whatever I felt like. Whatever I felt like. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you, unless you cheat. You can't see me behind the screen. I'm half human and half machine! Im happy for years and years, only eating the occasional Matentience man. Only driving a few kids to madness, maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows! I only want to have fun, but now they're telling me my days here are done. Cause there's a tiny box they make in Japan, and pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand. It's getting lonely, It's getting hard to breathe. The arcades empty, I think it's Christmas Eve. Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin. Breakinf me and taking my quarters, Bashing in my face with a crowbar. Kicking me and pushing me over. Now they see my blood.. On their sneakers. You can't win me, I can't be beat. I won't hurt you unless you cheat! You CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN! I'M HALF HUMAN, AND HALF MACHINE! The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound,  your test is over. The rest will begin on the word start.  On your mark, get ready, start. Howie thought brass was the height of style, now he's got somethin of a steampunk smile n' it's alright.  It's alright it's alright! Sally got a dagger hung from her septum. O'Malley cut his ears off but wishes that he kept em, and it's alright. It's alright to look cool! You do what you do, do what you do! Roonie got her skull exposed, DOGGONIT! soon she's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it! It's alright to look cool, It's alright, It's alright! Do what you want with you! Be nonchalant with screws! Stuck through your eyelids! You! New wave of pirates, Modify! Modify whatever! Modify, modify and sever, modify! May nothing get rejected! May nothing get infected! Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed, adjacent to her eyes cause she we wants to look mauled, and it's alright! It's alright, it's alright! Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails to his feet, Johnny stuck 40 if only to compete! It's alright, it's alright to be cool! You do what you do! Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope, His plan kinda failed, but it would have been dope, and it's alright! It alright to cool, It's alright, it's alright! Do what you want with you, Be nonchalant with screws! Stuck through your eyelids, you, new wave of pirates! Modify! Modify whatever, modify, modify and sever, modify! May nothing get rejected, may nothing get infected! Modify! Modify whatever, modify! Modify and sever, modify!  May nothing get rejected, may nothing get infected! Extra clever Earthbound spirit. Ghost in the form of a mongoose.  And I have hands, and I have feet, I'll never die! I am a freak! Hello, I'm living in the walls! I know I might be small but, I am the EIGHTH WONDER! Eighth wonder of the world!  You'll never get to see, what in the name of god can I beeeeeeee~Where'd you go when your were done, Id like to know what you've become. Your biggest fan awake at dawn. I cry as I stand on your front lawn,  It's plain to see you're scared of me, But that's not how it's supposed to be, And you're the reason I'm in town and every piece of mind of you put down! Don't you know I think you're the cats meeo-o-o-o-ow?~ where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger no-o-o-o-oww?~ Bill watterson can't you hear me? Bill watterson please don't fear me! Don't treat me like I have rabies! I only wanna have your babies! Tracing lines with fingertips, I saw the signs within these strips, and through the fog between the frames of dialogue I saw my name, now I know where I must go, to show you that I love you so! So I brought books for you to sign, and I brought shears to cut your phone line! Don't you know I think you're the cats meeo-o-o-o-ow?~ where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger no-o-o-o-owowow?~ Bill watterson can't you hear me? Bill watterson please don't fear me, Don't stare at me from your window! I know you wanna let me in though~ you want me to show, how I believe, and prove how far I'd go, to meet you through thunderstorms and snow. Well I would do anything and oh, I happen to know the reason you're hiding from Publicity, it's not out of eccentricity, but rather for privacy, when youuuuuuuuuu meeeeeeeeeeet me!  And when we meet, I'll be complete! I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet, confess my love and buy you flowers, Eat your heart and absorb your powers! Don't you know I think you're the cats meeo-o-o-o-ow! Oh oh oh! Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger nooooow? Bill watterson cant you hear me? Bill watterson please don't fear me! Don't look at me like I'm Jason, I only wanna 𝙏𝙍𝙔 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙊𝙉!Die hard fans adored your hands. They loved your throat, and quote, unquote, "you" (spooky ghost noises) hey remember Michael Jackson?  Michael Jackson really happened!  Delta Echo Alpha Delta! Walking on the moon forever. Woah oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh oh oh, ooo-ooo-oo! YOU ARE DEAD AND BURIED. YOU ARE DEAD. (Oh no!) That's being revised! Even as we speak were synthesizing blood and organs- synthesizing heart and soul! even Katy Perry knows you're dead. (Oh no!) won't she be surprised? When we get your heart to start tomorrow, when you see the chart tomorrow, You'll be number one! In an airplane, I was flying. Just a flight attendant guy, I can be clumsy, so I stumbled. Out of the door into the sky. Now I am flying through the air, winding regretful in my hair. Suddenly, there's a ring on my ce|| fone, I pick it up. It's the angel of death and he says "What's up?" I say "what is it this time? " and he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell! " he can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut. So I snicker and said " I'd love to but gravity's calling, I've got some falling to doooooo! ~" I'm in a state of shock but it's something new, I guess it all depends on your point of view, it's truueeeee! ~ This is boring. Yes I'm falling, but it's taking quite a while. My doom is impending, so Might as well go down in style! I lift my hands up to the sky, whistle a tune and close my eyes. Trying to briefly realise perpetual motion. Suddenly, Giant tentacles rise from the sea, And with total precision they lasso me. It's a giant squid and he saved my life! But I am too productive tonight, So I tell him the truth that I'd rather fall. No Offense, but at least its predictable. No, stop stalling I've got some falling to dooooooooo!~ I'm probably gonna die but it's something new, I guess it all depends on your point of view, it's truuuueeeee!~Gonna show you my basement, Where the concrete floor is cool to the touch, AH! Turn on the heat if it's too much, Turn on the light bulb on the wire, Turn on the dehumidifier, I'm serious, when I flip this next switch. Look you in the eyes, I say Check this. MY TRAINS! UH! MY TRAINS! UH! I got small ones! Tiny little trains! I come down here just to get away! My trains! UHHH!! My trains! UHHHH! it's like magic, Magic trains! I wish these trains could take me away! chugga chugga woo woo! Chugga chugga woo woo! In the club, The model railroad club, Motha f**** said sh$$ about my trains, Might as well have took a sh$$ on my brain cause I went insane, I laid a track on his ahh with a Styrofoam bat! But the president never did let me in after that sh$$, What punk ahh needs a choo choo crew anywho? My trains! I got small trains, Tiny little trains! I come down here to get away, MY TRAINS, UHHHHHH!! mmamamam my trains! UHHHHH!! I wish these trains could take me awaaaaaaaayy! Chugga chugga woo woo! Chugga chugga woo woo! Chugga chugga woo woo! I lie here every night, I feel like if I focus, And think of getting smaller, I'll gradually get smaller. And if I get smaller, My trains will seem much bigger, And Ill be the conductor, The tiniest conductor. OOOOOOHHH! then whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? what you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do then huh? WHAT. what you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? WHAT. What you gonna when I'm freakin small, Like I inch tall, You won't see me comin at all, When I crawl into your ear late at night, YEAH! You heard me right motha f**** ! And you're gonna think I'm just another BAD DREAM, but I'm tiny little man in your BLOOD STREAM! Tiny hands, holding an artery shut, yeah, that's motha f****, then what? "Think of these thoughts as limitless light, exposing, closing, circuitry of fright. Think of each moment holding this breath as death minute in decimal— resident minor, how do you plead? We'll need your testimony on the stand. Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth, so help you son now raise your right hand. Father, your honor, may I explain, my brain has claimed its glory over me.  I've heart albeit insane. Condemn him to the Infirmary.""All mine towers crumble down, the flowers gasping under rubble. Shrieking in the hall of lull, thy genius states a thirst for trouble. Scattering sparks of thought energy deliver me and carry me away. Here in my kingdom I am your Lord, I order you to cower and pray. Nuns commence incanting as the lightning strikes thy temples thus electrifying mine chambers wholly scorching out thine sovereinty""Spiraling down thy majesty. I beg of thee have mercy on me. I was just a boy you see, I plead of thee have sympathy for me. See how the serfs work the ground (see how) . And they give it all they've got, and they give it all they've, and you give it all you've got till you're down. Ha. ha. ha. ha. See how the brain plays around. And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see. And you fall inside a hole inside a- someone help me understand what's going on inside my mind.""Doctor I can't tell if I'm not me. When it grows bright their particles start to marvel having made it through the night. Never they ponder, weather electric calming if you look at it right. "