Harry Styles One Shots

Love Aged Like Fine Wine

"What do you want, Harry?"

An offended scoff was his initial response. "Not a very nice way t'greet y'best friend."

He was right, it wasn't. "You're not my best friend."

"Ouch. Though' we were besties 'n now y'makin' me feel sad."

Harry was slurring more than he usually did. I feared if he tried to say obviously, 'overshly' would turn into a soft, deep single syllable alike to the word 'shush'. It wasn't particularly late to warrant his level of drunkenness. Especially on a Tuesday evening. Chewsday, if you will.

"Harsh truths are easier to take when you're drunk." I said, shrugging as if he could see the action.

"Why're y'bein' so 'orrible?" He whined.

"Why are you calling me pissed as a fart at 8:45 on a Tuesday night and ruining my bath time?"

"'S there some space lef' in the bathtub?"

"Don't make it weird." I grimaced. "What's going on?"

He produced an incoherent mumble. I heard the rain get heavier, both on the phone call and outside my house.

"What was that?"

"M'st..."

"Aye?" I asked, my face surely a bewildered picture.

"I'm lost." He huffed, agitated.

I sat up in the bath, water and suds sloshing around me. "Lost?"

"Yes."

"W-," words failed me, and I barked out a sharp laugh. "How are you lost?"

"How does anyone else get lost?" He said, stroppy.

"Wow, you really are drunk."

He hummed, but it was a defeated noise. "C'ya come 'n get me?"

"How am I supposed to come and get you if you don't know where you are?"

"Well I was only at The Holly Bush."

I laughed twice as hard that time. Put in perspective, The Holly Bush is no more than a ten minute walk from Harry's house. "How long have you been walking?"

"'Bout 'alf an hour." He muttered.

Now I was really howling, like a hyena on laughing gas. "Jesus Christ, Harry!"

"'S not funny!"

"On the contrary, years of comedy begs to differ."

He practically cried my name down the phone. "'M really tired 'n cold 'n... weh," I think he meant wet, "please come get me."

I took a deep breath and mourned my premature bath. "Fine. But do not move from wherever you are."

"Won't."

I stood up and watched water and soap suds cascade down my body with a pout. "What can you see?"

"Er..." a pause followed, I assumed for his vacant thoughts. "'S like a lot of trees."

I rolled my eyes. "That could literally be any part of the Heath, mate. Say more words."

"I can't see shit! It's dark and it's pissing it down!"

"Don't get arsey or you can stay there and drown in rain water." I warned him. "Find a road sign. Or a street name."

He grunted. After no more than fifteen seconds he produced, "Platt's Lane."

"Alright, I know where that is. I'll be as quick as I can."

"Thank you." He said. At least I think that's what he said.