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𝕋𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕦'𝕤 𝕡𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 🐈😝

oh fuckity fuck fuck im back baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #gonnakms

pls don't report me for the title i thought it was funny

also if u have an allergy to cats, L bozo that's ur fault lol
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8:15 pm

After y/n and Tendou had finished eating, they started making their way to Tendou's house to see his ever so precious kitty.

"So," y/n continued, "what breed of cat do you have?"

"Cat." Tendou stated.

"Is my ego higher than your IQ, because damn that wasn't the question..."

"Cow." Tendou stated, again.

"I'm gonna kay em ess and write your name down as the reason I did it." y/n said, crossing her arms with a look of disappointment on her face.

"Oh dear me, you shouldn't do that." Tendou said with a look of false innocence on his face.

"Please just tell me what breed of cat you have." y/n begged the red haired male.

"Loaf." Tendou said with a blank look on his face.

"Okay I'll take that answer," the girl continued, "How long until we get there?"

Tendou thought for a moment, "I think somewhere between 2-3 minutes.."

"Only? Jeez... that's pretty close.." y/n mumbled to herself.

So, they continued on the rest of their journey to Tendou's house to see his cat. To say the least, y/n was pretty excited! She's gonna see Tendou's squishy kitty! Who wouldn't be excited to see a cat?

Soon enough, they were on Tendou's doorstep, waiting for him to find the key to his house.

"I might have lost the key.." Tendou said, sounding ashamed of himself.

"So you can lose your key," y/n continued, "But you can't lose a match of mario kart... make it make sense. The math isn't mathing the way math should be mathing."

"I had a heart attack listening to that... but it isn't my fault! I swear! My mind has been so foggy lately it's unbelievable!" Tendou exclaimed, a frustrated pout sitting on his face.

"Did you check the pockets on the back of your pants?" y/n asked. "Hell, you're lucky your back pockets actually function the way back pockets should. Women's jeans are the reason I hate myself."

"Are they really though?"

"...No"

"That's what I thought. Now for your information, I didn't check my back pockets. Quite frankly, I forgot they existed."

Y/n sighed, rubbing her temples before speaking again. "Then maybe, just maybe, you should do that."

Tendou let out a scoff, "thanks captain obvious.", rolling his eyes after.

"'Tis what I am here for my good sir. May I accommodate you with anything whilst I am standing here?" Y/n asked, bowing 'respectfully'.