You were currently home alone since you're parent's were out working and you were waiting for your pizza to arrive when your house phone started to ring
You groan as you were comfortable on the couch but you had to answer since it might be important
Standing up ,you walked over to the phone and picked it up and answering it
"Greetings other life force,you have called Mars,how could we help the other life force in our beautiful galaxy?"
"Do you have time to talk?" This person was someone you clearly didn't know
"That depends..who is this?" You question
"I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours " this was highly suspicious,mabye it was the killer?you know the one's killing everyone in woodsboro and had constantly harassed and attacked Sidney over the last few day's
You decided to keep talking since they were probably gonna kill you anways
"You can call me..blue"
"Blue?"
"What?don't judge ,what is you're name?I told you mine now tell me your's " you said moving back to the couch and laying down getting more comfortable
"....ghost.." you laughed "why are you laughing!?I didn't laugh at you're name!" You laughed a little harder
"Could you stop laughing..I want to talk" you calmed down taking a deep breath
"I'm so sorry,I usually don't laugh at people name's,it's just you sounded so judgy when you said my name ,and then I heard your's and I couldn't stop laughing,sorry..so what is it that you wanted to talk about?"
"I don't know"
"You don't know?come on you wanted to talk so talk"
" you made me forget,just give me a second to remember "
"Okay..that's second is over ,so what is it?"
"What are you doing?"
"Hmm watching killer klowns from outer space ,how about you?what are you doing and please don't tell me your outside my house and stalking me like some perv" which could possibly be true or he could be inside the house
"Why would I be outside you're house?what if I'm inside"
"Well if you inside my house then why are you calling me?you could just come and talk to me ,I'm in the living room,you should come and join me watch these clowns drink people with there straws " yes it was idiotic move inviting the killer over and telling them where you are but they probably already know
"Did...did you just invited me to join you?" You chuckle
"Of course I did duh,you think I didn't know?come on my friend Sidney told me how you called first before attacking her ,I'm not stupid,I know you're the killer ,just let me finsih my movie and let the pizza arrive okay,I don't want to die hungry "
"Pizza?I'm on my way..can I bring my friend?"
"Yeah sure" with that you hanged up and heard a noise upstairs before you saw two figures walking down the stairs as you sat up on your couch and both the killer's each sat by your side
"The pizza should be here in a few minutes,you know I've been waiting almost 30 minutes,you know those are the people you should be going after " you told them leaning back on the couch getting comfortable and you noticed their shoes and you instantly knew who they were
"So..what's the reason you two have to kill me?did I do something to the two of you?or are you killing me because I'm friend's with you're final girl?don't look at me like that,I'm not stupid I noticed thing's okay" you told them
"Like you two can take those mask off,I know who you are..billy and stu" you said making them take off their mask and look at you
"How?" Stu asked and you shrugged "you're shoes duh" you replied
"You're not afraid of us?" Billy asked and you shook your head "nope, I ain't afraid of dying,you know I embrace it actually,I mean when I die I won't leave woodsboro but aleast I would leave my shitty life " you said
"What if...we don't kill you?" Stu asked "we have to now that she/he knows our serect" billy said and you look between the two
"Are you two debating if I should die or not?because I'm ready to die and if your not gonna kill me aleast kill the pizza guy since he's freaking late" you told them making them both look at you again "what?I'm hungry and he is taking forever or aleast scare the shit out of him so I can free pizza" you said
"How come we never hanged out before?" Stu asked looking at you like he just found the love of his life
"Because I usually hang out with randy and when we,me you,billy and the other two hang out ,I'm usually ignored because you're girlfriend's talk over me..I can see why you want to kill them" you said as the doorbell ringed and you jumped up from the couch
"Oh pizza's here!finally" you excitedly rushed over to the door and opening it meeting with pizza that you were practically drooling over
"That would 50.45" you blinked "seriously!?you're like an hour late!and you're charging me 50.45 for what ? My pizza is literally like 20 bucks!why the thirty extra!?" You complained
"Um for my waste of gas" the pizza guy said "waste of gas!?dude don't they pay you for that!?" You exclaim "are you gonna pay or not?" The pizza guy said and you groan grabbing you're wallet
"Wait no..you don't have to pay for that y/n" you were stopped by stu who wrapped his arm's around you and rested his chin ontop of you're head "but I'm straving" you said
"Just watch" stu whispered as billy walked over "stu ,y/n grab the pizza and head inside I'll be right there" Billy said and you gave him a confused look before it hit you and you grabbed the pizza's before rushing inside and opening the pizza box as you heard a grunt and a muffled scream but you really didn't care cause you were more hungry
"Enjoying that?" Billy and stu came back sitting down and grabbing a slice of pizza "oh yeah,thanks guy's " you said
"No problem y/n" stu said with a smile "your not gonna snitch on us are you?" Stu added and you shook you're head
"Nah,y'all are cool,plus I've got free pizza now we doesn't want friend's who can get you free pizza by murdering the pizza guy" you said
"We should hang out more then"
"Yeah we should "
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imagines and one-shots of Matthew lillard
Fanfictionthese are some one-shots and imagines of Matthew lillard,best actor of all time! there would be memes and some other random stuff in this book! hope you enjoy!
