The Clown and The Broccoli

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Candle = Rin
Brony = Shima
Scrunkly = Shiemi
Eyebrows = Izumo
Boobzilla = Shura

(Not-so) Surprise Guests!

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3:45pm

Candle: No because how the fuck did Amaimon and Mephisto get in here??? Nobody invited them and they weren't even on the member list

Boobzilla: Well it was not me, four eyes is just paranoid. I hate Mephisto's guts what makes him think I'd do that 😾

Boobzilla has changed Gaylord's name to Four Eyes

Candle: LMFAOOOO

Eyebrows: It's useless to try and figure it out, Mephisto is an enigma.

Brony: Ur so right izumo chan ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Eyebrows: kys.

Mephisto: MAGIC! ☆

Candle: YOU.

Boobzilla: WHORE.

Eyebrows: not again. fuck this I'm out.

Brony: IZUMO CHAN NOOO ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Izumo Kamiki has gone offline

Scrunkly: Hey, guys! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Candle: SHIEMI HIIIII (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Brony: fucking simp

Candle: Look in the mirror.

Scrunkly: Simp? What's that mean? (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!

Candle: IT MEANS WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS COOL 😁

Brony: That's not what it means

Candle: SHUT UP LET HER STAY INNOCENT

Scrunkly: I think you're really simp too, Rin! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Candle: lord have mercy

Amaimon: My bride is online.

Scrunkly: ヽ⁠(⁠(⁠◎⁠д⁠◎⁠)⁠)⁠ゝ

Amaimon: It's time for me to make my reappearance.

Brony: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?????

Candle: GO AWAY YOU HOT TOPIC EMPLOYEE

Amaimon: No. We have unfinished business too, little brother.

Candle: Like actually kys

Mephisto: Now now, no fighting! ✿ I am the headmaster overseeing this after all ☆

Candle: If you guys are going to invade our chat will you at least follow the rules and have a nickname, the author needs to give each character one for funny purposes.

Brony: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Boobzilla: I call dibs on Mephisto's name

Boobzilla has changed Mephisto's name to Bitchass Clown

Boobzilla: LMFAOOOO

Bitchass Clown: I see... ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

Candle has changed Amaimon's name to Stupid Broccoli

Stupid Broccoli: ......

Candle: what's what you get mf (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ

Scrunkly: Let's all try and get along, okay? (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Candle: Of course, Shiemi! (⁠'⁠∩⁠。⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠。⁠∩⁠'⁠)

Candle: I mean, yeah sure whatever.....

Brony: fucking simp

Candle: 128.38.726.492

Brony: Oh.

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