Bald by Twenty

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Candle = Rin
Gaylord = Yukio
Coconut = Ryuji
Brony = Shima
Chicken Little = Konekomaru
Scrunkly = Shiemi
Eyebrows = Izumo

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(Slight Manga spoilers)

Brony: You guys ever think about how fucked up our friend group is

Candle: wdym

Brony: Well first off, you are the literal antichrist

Candle: (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

Brony: Our teacher is fucking insane

Gaylord: Double homework.

Brony: I'm a..

Eyebrows: Go on, say it.

Brony: Izumo-chan you're so mean about the whole spy thing still .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠'⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠'⁠·⁠.

Brony: Izumo-Chan and Moriyama are both descendants of demons

Brony: Konekomaru is bald

Chicken Little: Hey ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Chicken Little: What's so bad about being bald??

Brony: Everything.

Coconut: Shima, your hairline is receding so fucking badly you'll be bald by twenty.

Brony: BON WHAT??????

Eyebrows: If you ask me, you're the weirdest thing in this group.

Brony: 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠'⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。

Candle: Guys don't bully Shima ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Brony: You're a real one fr

Candle: Ofc 💯💯💯

Eyebrows: I hate you both

Coconut: Bald by twenty.

Chicken Little: Once again what's wrong with being bald?????

Candle: Hey Konekomaru does your head make a bell noise when you hit it

Chicken Little: ??????

Candle: Also do you use soap or shampoo to wash your head? Like you're bald but you still have a scalp so would you use regular body wash or shampoo still

Chicken Little: Ask Shima, he's gonna be bald by twenty anyways.

Brony: KONEKO.

Brony: YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED THIS FROM WHYYYY

Scrunkly: Hey everyone! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Candle: HI SHIEMI!!!!!!!

Eyebrows: Hey, Moriyama

Scrunkly: What's everyone talking about? (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Candle: Shima is gonna be bald by twenty from his receding hairline

Brony: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE ⁉️

Scrunkly: I don't think it's that bad, Shima-Kun (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Candle: Sheimi, ily, but you can literally play tic tac toe on his forehead

Brony: WHAT

Scrunkly: It's not so bad guys (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

Brony: Shiemi you're a real one 💯💯

Scrunkly: (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

Eyebrows: Not gonna lie, the tic tac toe thing got me

Brony: IZUMO-CHAN PLEASE ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Gaylord: Moriyama is right, you students need to get along. Don't make me get the barrions out again.

Candle: You're no fun Yukio ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Gaylord: Double homework.

Candle: kys

Gaylord: TRIPLE HOMEWORK.

Brony: LMFAOOO

Candle: I know you aren't talking with that receding hairline.

Brony: WEREN'T YOU JUST DEFENDING ME A SECOND AGO??????

Brony: These hoes ain't loyal man

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