(DISCONTINUED) •° 𝑴𝒀 𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔. °•

𝙲𝚑. 4: 𝙴𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚔𝚎

(y'all i'm SO SO SO sorry to my readers who didn't to be called "missy" in the chapter, Hunting Palismen, i changed it to witch and fixed some typos, now plz enjoy... Eclipse Lake.)

3rd POV

Y/n is walking down a hall of the Owl House holding a clipboard and a fluffy pen. They fiddle with it.

Y/n: Hooty, status?

Hooty: [Breaks through a window.] The perimeter's secured. Nothing's getting past me.

Y/n: Great. [Walks off.] But please clean up that mess.

Hooty: Of course. [Hooty sweeps the broken window pieces away with his neck. In the kitchen Willow, accompanied by Clover, places bags down on the table.]

Y/n: Willow, did you gather the supplies?

Willow: [Salutes.] Yes, we are ready to attack this on all fronts.

Y/n: [Gives a thumbs up.] Excellent. [Y/p comes up to Y/n, leaving a small, dead animal at their feet.]

Y/n: Aw, Y/p. Did you help too? [Gives Y/p a chin scratch.] Who's a good palisman? Great, now all we need is—

[Gus, Amity and King enter, Emmiline on Gus' shoulder. Gus is holding CDs, King has a speaker, a disc hanging off his intact horn, and Amity is helping out to hold like 7 huge boxes of both things.]

Gus: Rain? Beach waves?

King: Something called "lo-fi beats to study and relax to"?

Amity: Basically, we've got it all.

Gus: Eda was rummaging through her basement, and gave us some soothing human noises.

Y/n: Awesome. Wait. Eda's still here? [Enters the living room.] Eda, you're supposed to be helping Hooty build our defenses. Huh?

[Eda's busy clenching with an intense look on her face, until she lets out a scream.]

Eda: Whoo! Ah, don't mind me. I'm just learning how to turn into Harpy Eda on command. According to these human workouts, you just gotta scream a lot until you force your inner beast out.

[Eda starts grunting and screaming again. Something catches Y/n's eye. They pick it up and it's a VHS box titled Dragon Claw Z.]

Y/n: No offense, but this looks old. Really. Old.

Eda: [Takes the VHS box.] What? No. It's only [Surprised.] 30 years old? I remember seeing this in theaters.

Y/n: Yeah, that's great, but right now, we have a crisis on our hands.

Eda: Chill, bossy boots. Everything's fine.

[Y/n went to Luz's room. Y/n pushes the door open for Eda and themself.]

Y/n: [Gestures.] Does this seem fine to you?

[Luz is lying on the floor, still dressed for bed, wearing socks on her hands with a towel on her forehead and completely delirious. A small, humanoid table is holding a box of tissues next to her.]

Luz: Whoa. It's like I have snakes for arms.

Eda: [Calm.] Please, she just has the Common Mold. It's harmless.

Y/n: But she's a human. We don't know how it'll affect her.

Luz: [Sits up, pulls out the portal key.] If I ate the portal key, would I return to the Human Realm?

[Luz attempts to eat the key but the alive table snatches it and gives it to Y/n.]

Luz: [Reaches out.] Huh?