(i fucking love the picture above so fucking much it's not even fucking funny
this oneshot is based off of this specific video right here:
I KNOW I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS AND I WANTED TO RECREATE IT and omg i turned into a fucking tea kettle at the end with my goofy ahh wheeze 💀 now let's get weird!)
You two were just laying on the couch, but little did he know, you had a slice of cheese hidden in your hand. Hunter asked if he could kiss you, you said yes, (of course like duh who wouldn't) so he leaned in for the kiss and then you slapped the slice of cheese right onto his face.
He takes it off, looks at it in his hands confusedly, and then look at you even more confuzzedly.
"Wha- why?"
"Because I can."
He was walking into your room, holding a few snacks for you and him to eat in bed until you threw another slice of cheese at him.
He takes the cheese off and throws it at you, along with the snacks.
You were walking into his room this time, cheese in hand. He looked at you suspiciously and tensed up, ready for combat.
But you were also prepared...
You revealed your sword, made of slices of cheese and cheese sticks... that were covering the cardboard underneath the cheese, to keep the sword in shape.
Hunter squinted his eyes at you, menacingly. You were waiting for him to present his weapon so you two could fighting for the taste of victory.
He reached behind his back, not taking his ferocious eyes off of you for half of a second...
As he was reaching for his weapon, you couldn't help but get antsy with anticipation, your head filling with ideas of what he could be hiding...
He finally revealed... a small, white flag, got down on one knee, rested his arm over his knee and kept his head held down as he said...
"I SURRENDER!"
"DANG IT! I WANTED TO SEE SOME ACTION!" Luz shouted, annoyed. I whipped my head in the direction of where Luz's voice came from, and I saw Luz holding a bag of popcorn. Oh my titan, that's hilarious...
Until it wasn't.
"I'll still fight him if you want!" I was joking, I wouldn't hurt Hunter under any circumstances.
Luz looked at me, wiggled her eyebrows and said, "That's not the kind of action I meant..." I choked on my own spit.
Hunter's confused and kinda scared face was priceless.
(ik it's rlly short i'm sososoososososososowoososososososoosososososo sorry but i need something for the valentines special and i needed to feed my starving children, aka the readers anyways wear ur water and drink ur sunscreen, bye, i love u <3 OddFrog, out.)
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Romanceunalive me in the most excruciatingly painful way possible. this is really old, so i'm sorry if it's crappy i tried my best. also i refuse to go back and re-edit it bc it genuinely makes me nauseous (cover art not mine, it belongs to Bella Sugar...
