Its 1:25 am and im crying over how bad this bullshit is

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Nah bro wtf is this shit? Was 3rd grade me on crack when writing this? Nah bruh this some Ohio bs right here gah damn-

Once upon a time a family moved to space and went to this new planet called wonder there is green grass and lollipops grow on trees they brought seeds for wheat and they are having a great life. "dad" called luna "yes" said dad "where is mother?" asked luna "i don't know" said dad "i'm in the house" called mother "we need to farm" called dad then my bestie sara came out of her house and said "I FOUND A UNICORN PEGASUS THING" yelled sara they ran across the soft smooth green grass and then there was nothing "sara you sure a pegasus and a unicorn were here?" asked luna "yes i saw it out my window!" said sara "let's keep looking!" said luna they kept looking for the unicorn and the pegasus they kept running in the soft smooth green grass and then they found a lollipop tree they ate some lollipops and kept looking then the unicorn came up behind them we looked behind us the unicorn was blowing on us then dad called us for dinner "luna sara come to dinner girls!" We went over to our cabin and we ate bread with milk the milk came from the winged sheep then we had cheese we made grilled cheese sandwiches! "It's getting late" said dad "sara it was nice of you to come over to play with luna today better get to your cabin" said dad "okay" said sara she ran to her cabin. 'Dad can me and sara have sleepover tomorrow night?" asked luna "i don't know luna maybe you should go to sleep" said dad "okay" said luna i fell fast asleep. The next day i woke up the green teal sunrise was rising over the fields then i got out of bed and ran outside of my cabin and went to Sara' house i knocked on mrs. ender's door "yes" said mrs. ender's "hi" luna said "where is sara?" luna asked
"Oh she is getting ready oh i hear her coming down the stairs right now" "sara luna is here" said mrs. ender's "ok" said sara she went down the ladder "wanna play?" asked luna "sure i bought toys from the toy shop there little unicorn dolls wanna play with them?" asked sara "sure" said luna i went in her house then we played with the dolls then we went on a walk "sara wanna have a sleepover?" asked luna "sure" then we found a lollipop tree we ate 3 lollipops then we started our walk we found a boy named liam playing in rock hill "Want do walk with us?" i asked "sure" said liam "dream dream dream" i said then dream flew behind us and picked us up "JERRY GET ME THE NERF GUN!" said johnny "on it" said jerry he passed the nerf gun to johnny shot the girls dream tried to stay up but they crashed into the forever forest "what is this place?" asked sara "the forever forest were my other friend lives

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