5. MDZS incorrect quote

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hahaha thanks to lan_shizi again



Teacher: Your child fought today at school and lost


[Later at home]Lan Wangji: How could you behave like this. You are the bloodline of the Gusu Lan S- 


Wei Wuxian: Yeah how could you! I would've let you borrowed Chenqing if you had told me and you wouldn't have lost! Now they'll think you've got a loser mom. 



Optional ending (a little dark lol): 

Lan Sizhui: I fought the school shooter. Jin Ling saved me so I survived. Lan Jingyi passed out first second. 


Lan Wangji: ...Sizhui, I shouldn't have made assump- 


Wei Wuxian (from the basement): A-YUAN GET YOUR A** OVER HERE NOW I REALLY NEED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE CHENQING

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