*wen kexing to zhou zishu*
wen kexing: hey, ah-xu, do you know you're just like a watermelon?
zhou zishu: hmm?
wen kexing: it's because you are 我的美人 (wo de mei ren - my beautiful person)
zhou zishu: *proceeds to bury himself under the amount of snow there is on the mountain*
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*cao weining to gu xiang*
cao weining: ah-xiang, do you know you're just like a watermelon?
gu xiang: what? why?
cao weining: it's because you're-
gu xiang: ohhhh, i get it now. you think of me as a watermelon because i'm the source of your food. you're using me as your eating partner. are you looking down on me? you're using my money to buy yourself food. ahhh, i get it now.
cao weining: no- that's not- ah-xiang...
gu xiang: MASSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
*cao weining proceeds to bury himself with zhou zishu*
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
word of honor + mxtx incorrect quotes and memes
Fanfichaha i just wanted to do this for fun cover was not made by me, its beautiful though
