All Aboard the Bang Bus! (Crossover)

Rickle Bus VI: Morty Guy Edition

Rick Sanchez was busy tinkering in his garage. He was always making something new and exciting. The latest toy he was making was no different. Not that that wasn't unusual, but this device was special.

The rest of the Smith family was sitting together eating breakfast. Rick opened the door to yell down the hallway. "Morty! Hey Morty!"

"Aw jeez Rick, what is it now?" Morty said.

"I have a surprise for you Morty! Come quick! It's the invention of a lifetime!"

"Yeah, and I'm guessing the reason you have to show him whatever this thing turns out to be is to use him as a human guinea pig right?" Jerry said.

"Hey, he said it, not me," Rick said. "So what do you think Morty? Do you just see yourself as a human guinea pig? Or someone willing to go to new horizons?"

"Well I've been to all kinds of dimensions where I nearly died, and the only real time that was cool was when I had sex with a mermaid in Atlantis. And even that involved some fish guy coming here later on, and me nearly getting trapped in Narnia! Though that didn't suck nearly as much as when I blew all my chances with Jessica!"

"Hey Morty, you crashed into the ocean and got Mr. Nimbus all riled up enough to come here. Don't blame me for what happened. Besides, you know that kind of thing wasn't really a big deal," he said, burping loudly all of a sudden. "It's how you take care of your problems that really matters."

"Yeah, because you're really good at taking care of your problems."

"And he wasn't so bad," Jerry said. "He definitely taught me a thing or two."

"I didn't think his skin would feel so good either," Beth said.

"Ewww, TMI!" Summer said.

"I don't know who you're talking about, but I think I want to meet him," said Space Beth.

"Yeah," Rick said. "Who do you want to take advice from Morty? Your cool grandpa that has made a new toy that will change your life? Or do you want to listen to your dad, who is such a fucking cuck that not only does he approve of his wife and their self cest thing, but now he wants another dude to have threesomes with them instead of him? Hell, maybe he just wants to suck fish man's dick in front of them to try and get one up on Space Beth here, I don't know. It's Jerry, ignorance is bliss when it comes to his mental process."

"Wow," Summer said.

"Does Mr. Nimbus even exist in this universe?" Jerry said.

"Yes, you goddamn nimrods," Rick said. "This reality is the exact same as the one we left except everyone says 'Parmesian,' instead of, 'Parmesan.' Other than that, same Mr. Nimbus, same memories of what went down with the exact same human-fish sex that happened."

"Yeah, me and Rick were tangling with him on some island fortress like The Expendables," Morty said. "Same day Piss Master showed up."

"Oh him," Jerry said. He hung his head low.

"Yeah, 'Oh him,'" Rick said. "It's good to know Jerry has some shame. Can't get stiff for fish man now, huh? Nice job blowing that Flamingo Dad thing by the way. You would think Jerry would have a supervillain stage before he loses his power, but no, he can't even do that. That was your moment of glory, and the way you played it, your little alter ego was barely better than some shitty Mega Man ROM hack."

"Ice cold," said Space Beth with a smile.

"So go knock yourselves out, weirdos. And you, Morty. There are infinite versions of Jessica across the multiverse but there's only so much of what I'm going to show you. Your choice mang."