All Aboard the Bang Bus! (Crossover)

Bang Bus Effect

Florida, United North American States on Earth in the year 2196. Amongst all the pinnacles of industry and learning, there were naturally also places that had something of a seedy reputation. Sex shops that sold synthetic tools of pleasure which emulated all the buttholes, dicks and vaginas found across the galaxy. Asari sex toys were the most popular, but surprisingly enough, there were people really into fucking krogans and then there were all the kinksters who had a kick for the quarians. Even in the current era, the mythology of the Roswell grays hadn't died down. And though many openly held such places in contempt and they might have been compared to everything else, they could be such places of wonder.

Commander Shepard had been walking down the block of one of these places. These streets were nostalgic for her, she had grown up in the slums as an orphan and saw shops like that frequently when she was younger amongst other far more disreputable locales. As much as she hated that old part of her life that she had put behind her, they resonated with her a way that the gleaming spires dotting the area never could.

When she was growing up, a part of her was deeply afraid that she might end up becoming another street walker. A fate like that was humiliating enough on it's own, but it would have been particularly hellish considering her sexual proclivities. It felt so good to know she had risen past all of this.

Accompanying her was Liara T'Soni. A blue skinned space babe and a ginger human were an odd couple to the eyes of most people here, but that didn't keep them from staring at each either. They had been holding hands with each other the whole time. Anyone looking at the two women wouldn't have thought these ladies were as beautiful as they were tough.

Though Shepard herself, despite being an N7 officer and the first human Spectre who ended the threat of Sovereign, definitely was looking like a bit of a street walker herself. She was only wearing a leather jacket and short shorts that rode up her butt a bit so the first curves of her ass cheeks spilled out and flaunted her perfectly sculpted muscular legs with stiletto boots. Her red hair despite being utilitarian enough for a soldier's life was still stylish, and her beautiful face was anything but battle scarred.

Liara wasn't looking too bad either. She was nowhere near as confident as her girlfriend, but wasn't what one would call dressed conservatively. The asari was wearing a plaid short skirt that showed a bit of her blue ass and a short sleeved dress shirt. She had heard that humans backed in the day far before discovering mass effect relays liked these things called slutty school girls and wanted to see how Shepard would have reacted.

"It's certainly a look Doctor," Shepard said to her asari companion when she first saw her in that get up.

"You think so?" Liara said. She spun around so Shepard could get a better look. As she did so, her skirt billowed and even the hardened Spectre had to blush when that happened. It gave Shepard a better look at Liara's thighs. It wasn't the first time she had seen a little more of Liara's legs than she intended to, and she had seen more of the asari in general, and in hotter moments than this one. But it still caught her off guard.

Then Liara turned right back to look Shepard in the eyes and playfully batted her eyes. "Do you like it?"

This time, Shepard did look away out of embarrassment from seeing her girlfriend looking so innocent and alluring. "Um, I don't know," was all she could say. That had only prompted Liara to giggle, and then Shepard did feel a bit tingly all over.

But now at this museum, that childish innocence had changed to genuine bewilderment. More than a few times Liara snickered to herself at the sex toys being offered. She would say, "That's all wrong," more than a few times at some of the tools meant to emulate asari genitals. They all claimed to be the genuine article and everytime she found herself just shaking her head. Some of them even let you feel the inside for a personal touch, and those few outright had her laughing.