Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

17:: Why do children keep materialising in my garden

Sheriff-

Joel

Sheriff-

Where's my homework

TallSkyGod-

Idk what you mean 🤗

Sheriff-

I saw you take it from my bag :/ i was just too busy yesterday to message you about it

TallSkyGod-

Ohhhh that

TallSkyGod-

Yeah it's at my house

Sheriff-

Well where's your house then

TallSkyGod-

I'm not telling you my address nerd

MythicalSausage-

I'll send you his address Jimmy

TallSkyGod-

WTF /nm

MythicalSausage-

I like causing drama what can I say 🤭

Sheriff-

Thanks man :D

Sheriff-

Joel I'm on my way to your house you better give me my homework back

TallSkyGod-

Or what?

Sheriff-

I'll get Dad involved

TallSkyGod-

Shejfj sjjdkskkdj wait no

Dad-

Hey guys! What did I miss?

TallSkyGod-

AAAAAAAAAAA

Dad-

...?

Sheriff-

Lmao read the previous messages

Dad-

Oh, that was very comedic timing.

Half catgirl-

Guys does anyone know how to get out of the school

Half catgirl-

Theoretically

Dad-

I beg your pardon?

MythicalSausage-

??

Half catgirl-

I might have (theoretically) broken into the school at the weekend with Scott to get my bag back, which I theoretically would have left in the school on Friday

Dad-

YOU AND SCOTT BROKE INTO THE SCHOOL?!

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Wtf Lizzie why would you throw me under the bus

Half catgirl-

If I'm going down I'm taking you with me llama boy

Gem-

Wait what?

falsesymmetry-

Huh?