These were all randomly generated, MAY INCLUDE NSFW!!!(Keep your eyes innocent while you can pls)ALSO NOT ALL OF THESE ARE SHIPPING QUOTES!!!
Prince: How petty can you get?
Kyran: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Prince: You saved me! Why?
Kyran: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Kyran: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Prince: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Kyran: Stop.
Prince: That's not funny.
Kyran: I thought it was funny.
Prince: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
Prince: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Kyran:
Kyran: I like you.
Kyran: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Prince: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Kyran, turning to Prince: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Prince, admiring a sleeping Kyran: You're so cute.
Kyran, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Prince, lovingly: I know.
Kyran: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Prince: That's great, Kyran. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
i got lazy and decided to end it here thank u for reading btw<33
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