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You were Zenitsus sister٫and you were just like him٫except just more hyper. You always acted like you were having a sugar rush but can calm down when needed٫which was rarely. You went through what he did٫although you mastered the second form during training aswell.
Right now you finished a mission and felt horrified and scared٫so you sat right next to Zenitsu and started thinking about dying before you got married while you head shifted its way to his shoulder. A girl suddenly came up to you both and asked if you two were ok..Suddenly Zenitsu held onto her kimono and yelled out many٫
"PLEASE MARRY ME!!"
and٫
"IM GONNA DIE BEFORE MARRIAGE!"
Soon after you decided to do the same to her because you didnt care whether you married a female or male. You only wanted love is all.
"MOVE ZENITSU! Ill show you how a professional does it!"
He scoffed as you pushed him off her. You took her hand and said٫
"My my٫ how fine you look on this lovely day٫although nothing could be as lovely as you."
You went in to kiss her hand but she smacked you with her other hand out of disgust.
"Ew! Get off me! I have a fiancé! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!"
You got on your knees.
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME! I DONT CARE ABOUT GENDER٫I JUST DONT WANT TO DIE ALOOONE!"
"GET OFF!!"
Zenitsu copied you and spewed words of marry me and stuff related to that.
A burgundy haired boy yelled from afar while running up to you two.
"HEY! LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE!"
When he reached you two he pulled you and your male copy of a brother off the girl and asked her if she was alright.
"Hey! Get off of her! Hello٫are you okay?"
"Yes I am٫those two weren't leaving me alone though. One minute I was asking them if they are okay and the next they are clinging onto me and asking me to marry them!"
You were confused. You thought she wanted to make sure you are okay before marrying you.
"SO YOU DIDNT CHECK UP ON ME TO MARRY ME?!?!"
"WHEN DID I SAY I WANTED TO MARRY YOU?!?"
"SHE DIDNT WANNA MARRY YOU٫SHE WANTED TO MARRY ME٫IDIOT!!"
"NO I DIDNT!!!"
She started to smack you and your copy and paste brother in your faces while that boy was holding her back.
"OWCH!"
"YEOWCH!"
"NII-SAN THIS IS YOUR FAULT! SHE WOULDVE MARRIED ME IF YOU DIDNT RUSH TO HER LIKE THAT!!"
"SHUT UP YOU HARLOT! SHE JUST REJECTED ME BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE!"
"DONT CALL ME A HARLOT٫ YOU CRYBABY!"
"SAYS YOU!"
"NO! SAYS EVERYONE!!"
You two kept arguing٫giving time for the girl to run. You both soon noticed this and look at the dude with the checkered haori.
"HEY! YOU JUST LOST ME A CHANCE TO GET MARRIED! YOU WOMAN-STEALING SCUM!"
"Wait wait..nii-san..look. Isn't that the guy from final selection?"
Zenitsu stopped yelling at him and looked at his features.
"HEY! YOU ARE THE GUY FROM FINAL SELECTION! IM ZENITSU AGATSUMA! YOU SHOULD KNOW ME٫I WAS THERE!"
"Im Tanjiro Kamado! And I would never know someone as desperate as you!"
You couldn't help but laugh. You didnt care if they heard you٫it was funny.
"SHUT UP! STOP LAUGHING!"
You laughed so much to the point you passed out. They didnt realize until Zenitsu noticed you werent speaking anymore. Zenitsu had to carry you on his back since tanjiro already had a box on his back.
"Shes so heavy.."
You woke up near a box. You were scared but calmed down once you saw it was tanjiros. You felt the need to protect it no matter what٫so you just hugged it and slept. Your grip tightened once you felt someone near but quickly noticed it was Zenitsu.
You were a hard sleeper٫so you slept through the whole thing and woke up at the wisteria house. You woke up and pulled through until the doctors check. You faced away so they dont see your chest a bit exposed٫just in case.
You walked up to the first futon to lay down but that boar headed idiot took it. An irk mark formed on your forehead.
"COULDNT YOU SEE I WAS ABOUT TO WALK TO THAT FUTON?!"
"FIRST COME٫FIRST SERVE!! NYAHAHA!!"
"YOU BASTAR!-"
The box moved.
"Eh?.."
The box moved again.
"AAAAAAA TANJIRO YOUR BOX IS MOVING WHAT THE HECK SAVE MEEE! OH MY GOSH IM GOING TO DIEEE!!-"
From the box emerged a cute girl who grew to your size.
You immediately shot up and ran over to her.
"My lady٫will you please marry me? I promise I will treat you with the up most love and respect a lady could ask for."
You said as you grabbed her hand and kissed it. Surprisingly she didnt pull away.
".."
"ZENITSU NII! SHE LOVES ME! SHE ACCEPTED MY KISS!!"
"YOUR KISS MEANS NOTHING!"
Nezuko felt safe with you so she hugged you.
"A-Ah! SHES HUGGING ME!-"
You basically melted in her arms. You fainted. Nezuko brought you to a futon and gave you a muzzle kiss goodnight while the night continued with three idiots and a demoness whom you loved.
Im tired. I stood up until almost 6:00am with no sleep to write this. Anywayss.. I hope you have a great night/day٫and enjoy your stay on the oneshot train~
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