Party Hat: This movie sucks
Shieldy: The movie hasn't even started these are just trailers
Slurpy: Yeah shut up Party Hat!
Party Hat: Whats the movie about?
Shieldy: Iceberg
Slurpy:What?
Party Hat: I've already seen titanic
Shieldy: No its about an object who lives on an iceberg
Slurpy: Shieldy how is that possible?!
Shieldy: Um Iceberg is a country Slurpy
Slurpy: Theres no country named Iceberg you dumbass
Shieldy: Its literally on a map
Slurpy: ICEBERG ISNT A COUNTRY
Party Hat: Its Iceland you clearly dont know your fucking Biology
Shieldy: Biology bruh????
10 minutes later
Slurpy: They are totally gonna punch them
Told ya
Now theyre gonna jump out of the window
They will probably come back to-Shieldy: SLURPY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Slurpy: Shieldy when the hell did you learn such lang-
Party Hat: Shut up
Slurpy: I wasn't even talkin-
Party Hat: Shut up
Slurpy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO-
Party Hat: Shut up
Slurpy: That's the rudes-
Party Hat: Shut up
Pizza: Is there a problem here guys?
Party Hat: Yeah kick Slurpy out
Slurpy: Wow
Pizza: Please keep it down!
Slurpy: Theyre totally gonna punch em
Shieldy & Party Hat: SLURPY
Party Hat: I AM ALMOST GONNA FUCKING POISON YOUR COOKING
1 hour later
Party Hat throws popcorn at Shieldy
Shieldy: Party Hat stop!
Party Hat: I'm not even doing anything
Slurpy: Shieldy calm down
Shieldy: He keeps throwing popcorn at me!
Party Hat: Stop acting stupid
Shieldy: Whatever I'm just gonna ignore you
Party Hat throws popcorn at Shieldy
Party Hat throws popcorn at Shieldy again
Party Hat throws popcorn at Shieldy again
Party Hat throws the popcorn bucket at Shieldy leaving him unconscious
Shieldy: AAAAAH!
15 minutes later
Party Hat's phone rings
Slurpy: Party Hat is that your phone?
Party Hat: Yeah
Slurpy: Turn it off!
Party Hat: No
Slurpy: Then put it on silent
Party Hat: It will stop soon
Slurpy: You're gonna get us kicked out Turn it off!
Party Hat: Fine
Party Hat turns on his phone with his brightness maxed
Slurpy: Aah!
Oh my god
Party Hat turn it off!Shieldy wakes up
Shieldy: What?
Party Hat: Let me send this message real quick
Shieldy: What happened?
Party Hat: Im gonna get more snacks
Slurpy: Ok be careful cause its like super dark out ther-
Party Hat: Whatever
Party Hat goes down but trips
Party Hat: Aaaaah
Slurpy: Party Hat!
Party Hat just stands up like it was nothing
Shieldy: How the fuck?
Slurpy: Now where did you learn such language
Shieldy: Party Hat taught me
Slurpy: Oh
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