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If Shieldy is Little Red Riding Hood

Pizza: Little Red Riding Hood Chocolately is very thirsty and she ran out of anything to drink

Shieldy: So? Its not like I care

Pizza: Now Little Red
Thats no way to talk about friendship

Shieldy: You called her a Fat Asshole the other night

Pizza: Well thats because she is dear
But I want you to be a good little boy and deliver Chocolatey some tequila

Shieldy: Ok but do I have to wear red????

Pizza: Yes

Shieldy: Why??

Pizza: Because that's your name

Shieldy: No its not
Its what you called me because of this damn hood

Pizza: IM NOT CHANGING YOUR NAME
STOP ASKING ME TO CHANGE YOUR NAME
I ALREADY TOLD ALL THE OBJECTS

Shieldy: But she lives in the creepy mansion
Its like dangerous

Pizza: Thats not my problem

Shieldy: Wow

Shieldy: So I was on my way where Chocolately lives untill all of a sudden
An ugly Karen came out of nowhere

BlackPearlCookir: Hello you little ugly gremlin

Shieldy: Hey?

BlackPearlCookir: What are you doing all alone here?

Shieldy: I'm going to Chocolately give her some tequila

BlackPearlCookir: OH?
And where does Chocolately live?

Shieldy: A creepy mansion

BlackPearlCookir: Oki
BYEEEEEE

Shieldy questions what happened
but ignores it

BlackPearlCookir: After my conversation with that ugly gremlin
I rushed to the mansion
And ate all C-H-O-C-O-L-T-Y
I hate E and A

Shieldy: Chocolately you look like shit

BlackPearlCookir: Thats what BlackPearlCookir calls me

Shieldy: I brought you some tequila

BlackPearlCookir: I LOVEEEE TEQUILAAAAA
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I NEE-

Shieldy: Are you that ugly karen

BlackPearlCookir: Congratulations
You are not stupid
You are a dumbass

Shieldy: Wow

Party Hat: DON'T WORRY BESTIE
I WILL SAVE YOU

Party Hat accidentally threw the hatchet at Shieldy's back

Party Hat: OH SHIT

Og: SIMGMPRODUCTIONS

Object show: Brawl of the objects