The alliance go poor for a day

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Coney: Fly Swat why did you call this meeting

Fly Swat: Guys I'm holding a meeting

Coney: I literally just fucking said that

Fly Swat: You 3 need to change

Paper Airplane: I like being just the way I am

Fly Swat: You are the most annoying members and are setting a bad example

Coney: Setting a bad example for who?

Fly Swat: Boxing Glove, Kite, the other one?

Paper Airplane: How?

Fly Swat: Look at Toothy
Look at what hes doing

Toothy: What?

Fly Swat: What are you doing on your phone?

Toothy: Nothing

Fly Swat: Shopping?

Toothy: No
Online shopping huge difference

Fly Swat: Oh my lord
Y'know what whatever
This is my point
You guys are so used to having money in everything at your fingertips that you lost touch with humanity!

Coney: Oh my god fine!
Whats their snapchat name?

Fly Swat: What?

Coney: Humanity
Whats their Snapchat name
We will send them a snap so you can shut up

Fly Swat: Seriously?

Paper Airplane: What do you want us to do

Fly Swat: In order to keep you disciplined
You 3 have to be poor for a day

awkward silence

Coney: Whats that?

Fly Swat: What is what?

Toothy: That word you said

Fly Swat: Discipline?

Paper Airplane: No
The one that started with a P

Fly Swat: Poor?

Coney: Yeah that, What is that?

Fly Swat: You really don't know what poor means? 💀

Toothy: YOU LITERALLY JUST MADE THAT WORD UP ITS NOT EVEN REAL!

Paper Airplane: Who does that?

Fly Swat: You 3 are each going to live in a small apartment
With no credit cards
Little money
And just enough food

Coney: WHAT?!

Toothy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

Paper Airplane: No dad, I love you please :(

Fly Swat: Its for your own good

Toothy: I don't know what Swatty wants us to do
So far it isn't as bad as he was trying to make it up to be

10 seconds later

Toothy: I JUST WANNA GO HOME 😭😭😭😭😭

Coney: Okay
So I have been for 30 minutes
And I'm starting to get hungry
Ima try ordering some pizza

Coney calls Pizza Hut

Coney: I never done this before

Baldpearlcookir: Hello and thank you for wasting your money at Pizza Hut
What do you want

Coney: Um yeah
I want a pizza

BaldPearlCookir: You are so boring
Toppings?

Coney: I don't know
Its like some shirt from Walmart or something

BaldPearlCookir: You are so stupid
PIZZA TOPPINGS

Coney: Why the fuck would I put clothes on my pizza

With Paper Airplane

Paper Airplane: I robbed a house

With Toothy

Toothy: ITS BEEN 3 HOURS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY FLY SEAT EXPECT US TO LIVE LIKE THIS

someone knocks in their door

Toothy: You knock super loud

Cross: Oh sorry about that dear!
I'm hear to collect donations

Toothy: I don't know what that means

Cross: Would you like to give money to the B.I.T.C.H "Believing In The Caring Hearts Foundation?"

Toothy: I don't have any money

Cross: Oh
Well thats too bad

Cross walks away

Toothy: Anyways as I was saying Fly-

someone knocks again

A bunch of religious objects appear

Cross: Hello dear :)

Toothy: What the hell is this?!
I don't have any money!

Cross: The Holy Spirit tells me you're lying

With Coney

Coney: OK for some reason
Pizza Hut hung down on me so I guess I will try making myself food

Coney: This should not be hard

Coney chops lettuce then accidentally cuts her hand

Coney: OW!

Paper Airplane just chilling

Toothy just getting beaten half to death

Coney suffers from bleeding

They finally make it home

Fly Swat: Oh my god
What the hell happened?

Coney: It all started when I ordered pizza when they said if I should put clothes on my pizz-

Toothy: It all started when objects came to my house and stole all my stuf-

Fly Swat: Ok
I think you all learned your lesson

awkward silence

Paper Airplane: Can we do it again?

Story made by: SIMGMPRODUCTIONS

Object show: Object Overload

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