When Magenta Gets Too Smart

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Silver: Hey Magenta What's 6 x 100,000?

Magenta: That's litteraly so easy!, It's 600,000!

Blue: Uhh, What animal has a tail, and a 'Trunk' on its face?

Magenta: Brother, stop making it obvious.. it's an Elephant.

Red: What animal is closest to homo-sapiens?

Magenta: You [Dab]

Red: Bro what, no its a-

Magenta: Chimpanzees, i know.

Purple: What animal eats meat, and is very talkative?

Magenta: Carnivores & You Purple.

Purple: HEY I AM NOT A ANIMAL!!

Magenta: Say that to the way you act in the morning..

[Flashback]

Purple: [DERANGED ANGRY ANIMAL NOISES]

Purple again: WHERES THE PLAAAAYEEEERRRRSSSSS!?!?!?

[Present Time]

Purple: Okay maybe I am-

Magenta: anyways, who's next?

Pink: 6 x 3?

Magenta: Uhh, hold on.. 6 x 2 is 12, which means 6 x 3 is 18 because 12 + 6 = 18.

Pink: That's a lot of math-

Orange: Who eats less from everyone here?

Magenta: Silver bc she's ✨FOOD✨

Blue: No she is not!, Sis you better not!

Magenta: chill I won't

Silver: [Rotating on a stick getting cooked]

Pink: I got You- [Unties me]

Magenta: Really-, Anyways WHO'S NEXT?

Green: Me, what is the fastest ocean animal?, and what's the slowest land animal?

Magenta: Sailfish, and Three-Toed-Sloths.

Silver: What is this?

Magenta: That's an ice cube -_-

Magenta again: And you are.. ✨FOOD✨

Silver: and you are.. ✨RAINBOW FRIEND✨

Magenta: Fair enough-

Blue: Nah she's the ✨Annoying Sibling✨

Magenta: Nah your the ✨Dumb Brother✨

Green: Ya'll stop roasting each other

Purple: and Green is the ✨Blind Cucumber✨

Green: says the.. ✨Grape Juice of the vents✨

Silver: okay stop roasting each other, Magenta what came first the egg or the chicken?

Magenta: Good question, so basically.. the chicken came from an egg, but a chicken laid the egg, so one egg hatched first then it became a chicken.. then it continued like that..

Silver: So much thinking..

Magenta: So my guess is.. A egg was created, then the chicken, basically making the Egg come first.

Rainbow Friends: Why didn't we think of that before?

Magenta: okay bye I'm gonna go mess with Red's Potions.

Red: MAGENTA NO!

Silver: [Dying of laughter]

Green: Hey no brainer stop laughing

Silver: Hey deranged cucumber stop roasting people, and stop talking bout' your self like that.

Rainbow Friends: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

(My fingers are dying with these: 387 Words)

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