'Nat pointed her half eaten toast at you'
SiahLaufeysom:
She could probably kill someone with that.. some how she couldBubblehouse1:
Squish it into a ball and shove it down someone's throat while plugging their nose so they can't breatheDon't ask me why that came to mind so easily
SiahLaufeysom:
Honestly it's pretty impressive that you came up with it so fast 💀Bubblehouse1:
Thank you😌TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
That's actually like the perfect and the least conspicuous type of murder plan...I respect thatBubblehouse1:
Thank you very much 🤌pomegranatexmoon:
Kudos to you, cause your probably right...Bubblehouse1:
I may or not have tested it-TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
UH-SiahLaufeysom:
🤨 Whatdoyoumeanbydat?pomegranatexmoon:
😐
............D i d i t w o r k ?
TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Both these questions are vital.......
As well as can I try it at home??
pomegranatexmoon:
Ooh yess, that sounds like fun!💅Bubblehouse1:
You may try it at home, only on siblings howeverpomegranatexmoon:
But ✨Homicidal tendencies✨🥺Bubblehouse1:
I know, hard to resist, but you must 🥺 only for your sake, for jail is not a fun placepomegranatexmoon:
I'm a bad bitch- they can't catch me! I just want to be my stabby self 🥺 Loki gets to! Why can't i?! 😭pomegranatexmoon:
Mind you- they would probably catch me.SiahLaufeysom:
💀 The cops should never go on wattpad bc of things like thisAlso don't worry @pomegranatexmoon they'd probably think they just choked 😍😍
pomegranatexmoon:
You know, this could be a good bonding exercise. I can see it now;
"Etiquette classes on how to elegantly kill someone (without getting caught)." 💅✨Bubblehouse1:
Smack them repeatedly over the head with a book until they die. If there's any blood on the cover, say you went on a mosquito killing frenzy 💅pomegranatexmoon:
DOWN WITH THE MOSQUITOES! 👹💅Bubblehouse1:
DIE PEASANTS DIEpomegranatexmoon:
🔥🔥🔥TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
BURN THEM ALL DOWN 🔥SiahLaufeysom:
Breaking news: Marvel fanatics on the popular reading app "Wattpad" have now gone on a "Mosquito killing rampage" all across the globe.TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Imagine if that was actually turned into a headline 💀✋🏽pomegranatexmoon:
"Why would someone do such a thing 🙄✋"
*Lays down and sips tea on the floor next to an empty chair, wearing socks and sandals*Bubblehouse1:
"There's just too many" Police Chief Clive stated on the sixth of May. "We can't control them"29emma3:
Six days later the population of mosquitos is declining at an alarming rate. The government is calling on all residents to take in as many mosquitoes as possible and to close all windows and doors after dark.Bubblehouse1:
"We need to help as many as we can" a witness stated for the New York Times. "These Wattpaders are a dangerous breed, almost all of them mentally ill"TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Literally like 85% of the Wattpad population are mentally ill teenagers..myself includedBubblehouse1:
I'd even say 90%TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Legitpomegranatexmoon:
We are the illness 😈👹🔥MakaylaJoMayfield:
FrSiahLaufeysom:
💀 I am part of that 90%TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Same 💀Bubblehouse1:
We know Siah, we know 😭Emily_Alba394:
I'm part of that 90% as well 😅🤣sigynfan:
*me reading this* PERFECTIONsigynfan:
@vegemite-n-weetbix @CaptainMetalArm this remind u of anything we did?pomegranatexmoon:
The 90% is part of me 😌vegemite-n-weetbix:
@sigynfan not at all.vegemite-n-weetbix:
Although if you're looking for good murder tactics you either put a position into their medication (or pain killers or something) but a better option is to wrongly advise them about the dose of a medication.
Or a better option is put a poisonous snake in their toilet. The snake will bite them.CaptainMetalArm:
@sigynfan if they write nearly 200 comments I can remember somethingsigynfan:
Lmaosigynfan:
@Bubblehouse1 remember us?Bubblehouse1:
Yes, I'm very scaredsigynfan:
😁CaptainMetalArm:
Dude I just saw the chapter's name and I started reading thisvegemite-n-weetbix:
Mwahaha. Scared. As you should be 😈😂pomegranatexmoon:
You guys pop up in book comments all the time for me 😭😭vegemite-n-weetbix:
Yes. We're everywhere.TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
Indeed we are 😌sigynfan:
WE ARE EVERYWHEREsigynfan:
@CaptainMetalArm 😭😭🤣🤣💀CaptainMetalArm:
Well I'm late but WE ARE EVERYWHEREvegemite-n-weetbix:
TIS TRUE WE ARESiahLaufeysom:
I swear a whole gang of ppl just showed up 😭pomegranatexmoon:
We are spreading our legacy @SiahLaufeysomsigynfan:
@SiahLaufeysom @pomegranatexmoon
@CaptainMetalArm @vegemite-n-weetbix
@TheGoddessOfVanaheim we are the elitr comments groupsigynfan: elite*
TheGoddessOfVanaheim:
I AGREE 😌💅pomegranatexmoon:
OG's right here 💅SiahLaufeysom:
😩 Yessir we are the chosen ones for this great burdenTheGoddessOfVanaheim:
we were burdened with ✨glorious purpose✨sigynfan:
Yes we areBubblehouse1:
As the author I also agree 🤌
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