"911 what's your emergency?"
"I farted on the first date!"
"Mam, we don't--"
"IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION!"
My first date be like
"911 what's your emergency?"
"I farted on the first date!"
"Mam, we don't--"
"IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION!"