Lose pen= no pen
No pen= no notes
No notes= no study
No study= fail
Fail= no diploma
No diploma= no work
No work= no money
No money= no food
No food= skinny
Skinny= ugly
Ugly= no love
No love= no children
No children= alone
Alone= depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= death
Lesson: Don't lose your pen or you will die.