The Bad Batch were at Cid's Parlor playing a game of poker, a thing they did when not on assignment for fun. well, everyone except Wrecker, who could not for the life of him figure out how to play. and I don't blame him, I tried to play it once, its complex as shit. after a few rounds Omega came in
Omega: Fiend, a letter came for you
Fiend gets up and takes the letter from Omega, patting her on the head. Omega blushes as Fiend opens the letter and reads it
Fiend: ah shit
Hunter looks over at the Spartan
Hunter: what is it?
Fiend: I'm being sued for assaulting the Karen who harassed that poor Maccas worker
Echo: you did what?
Fiend: hey she was gunna cry!
Fiend looks back to the letter and sighs
Fiend: I'll fight it, but I don't think they're gunna accept "Rip and Tear" as a medical condition
Tech: good job
Fiend: shut up, Tech
a month later
Fiend walks back into the Parlor
Echo: well, how did the court case go?
Fiend: it didn't. turns out it was a sting operation by the Empire to lure me out into the open to capture me. I know its out of his control but seriously Crosshair is a fucking dick
Wrecker: amen to that
Hunter: so what happened?
Fiend: oh I killed everyone and walked away
Hunter: even Crosshair!?
Fiend: what? no! I just shot his kneecaps, he'll live
Tech: are you sure Rip and Tear is not a medical condition?
Fiend: Tech, oh my god, shut the fuck up
Tech looks down, sad. poor Tech
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Fiend-205: The Bad Batch One-Shots
Adventurebasically random stuff that occurs in the Fiend-205 Bad Batch timeline. if you found this before Fiend-205: The Bad Batch, I recommend reading that to understand some of the things that happen in this book of one-shots that is all. enjoy
