Omega: hey Tech, I've been doing some reading about crime lords and came across some fat slug dude. is his name pronounced "Jay-Bah" or "Jah-Bah"
Tech: its pronounced "Jah-Bah", Omega
Fiend: no its not, its "Jay-Bah"
Tech: no....... like I explained to Wrecker, IT IS PRONOUNCED "JAH-BAH"!
Fiend: prove it!
Tech: PROVE IT!? WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT'S SAID "JAY-BAH" WHEN IT CLEARLY ISN'T?!
Fiend: yo mama
Tech: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS!?
Fiend: ratio
Tech: OK MR "SMARTEST MAN ALIVE". do you say "Filet Mignon" or "Filet Mihn-Yoin"?
Fiend: Filet Minion
Tech: ...
Omega: ...
Fiend: ...
Tech: Fiend... how do you pronounce this word?
Tech shows a piece of paper with the word "Epitome" written on it
Fiend: ehp-ih-tome
Tech is visibly angy
Tech: YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMB FUCK, STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING DIPSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK WAS GENERAL SHAN SMOKING WHEN SHE WAS FUCKING PREGNANT WITH YOU?! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY!? MORE LIKE DUMB SHIT OF HUMANITY! HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING DENSE YOU INCOMPETENT FUCK!?
Fiend: you mean.... income-patent?
Tech: ...
Omega: ...
Fiend: ...
Tech: YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK THIS, AND FUCK YOU!
he points at Fiend
Tech: AND FUCK YOU TOO
he points at Omega. Omega has bruh face. Tech leaves and Omega turns to Fiend
Omega: is it actually said "Jay-Bah"?
Fiend: nah its said "Jah-Bah". I just wanted to fuck with him
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Fiend-205: The Bad Batch One-Shots
Adventurebasically random stuff that occurs in the Fiend-205 Bad Batch timeline. if you found this before Fiend-205: The Bad Batch, I recommend reading that to understand some of the things that happen in this book of one-shots that is all. enjoy
