Bambi Fucking Perishes LMAO

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Red Sharpie is now online!

Red Sharpie: Guys if Bambi doesn't come online tomorrow I think you know what happened.

Weed Guy: naw bro got killed!

Crippled Algebra Teacher: aw fuck who's gonna protect his corn now!? His corn is gonna get stolen!

Red Sharpie: Speaking of corn stealing

Red Sharpie as added Corn Stealer to the Groupchat!

Corn Stealer: wht

Crippled Algebra Teacher: WHO TF

Corn Stealer: hi

Red Sharpie: This is the guy who keeps stealing bambi's corn <3

Weed Guy: lmao

David is now online!

David: hey besties
David: Except for you Dave, you suck

Crippled Algebra Teacher: suck my dick and die

Red Sharpie: LMAO???

Weed Guy: AGHBHSAHASGHA

Corn Stealer: dick

David: Damn okay

Weed Guy has changed Corn Stealers nickname to Bambi Rip-off!

David: LMAO

Bambi Rip-off: fucking hate you.

Weed Guy: ur welcome

Bambi Rip-off: CHECK YOUR CLOSET.

Weed Guy: huh, you gay or something?

Red Sharpie: LMFAO

Green Sharpie: why was I shown as online all night help??

Weed Guy: WAIT WHAT

Bambi Rip-off: I AM IN YOUR CLOSET, BANJEX.

Weed Guy: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET THAT'S WHERE I STASH ALL MY WEED YOU BITCHASS MOTHERFUCJER

David: i cant-

Green Sharpie: nah wtf

David: hang on lemme just

David has changed their nickname to "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss ✨"

Weed Guy: HELP WTF????

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss ✨: BEST NICKNAME 2023

Red Sharpie: Hoe it aint 2023 yet

Bambi Rip-off: It's literally December 31st what do u expect

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss ✨: omg I can't believe you called me that.............

Red Sharpie: die

Weed Guy: 💀

Crippled Algebra Teacher: Y'Know, Ringi and Bambom haven't been online for a while.

Weed Guy: Same with Bamburai and Bamberly lmao

Red Sharpie: and those other fuckers that got added

Green Sharpie: Salambi, Bamboop, Bemfur, and Benbim?

Red Sharpie: Yeah

Sod4 Fan is now online!

Sod4 Fan: who summoned me

Green Sharpie: HUH???

Sod4 Fan: I HEARD MY NAME DON'T THINK I DON'T CHECK MY DISCORD NOTIFS

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss ✨: LMAO HOW DO YOU HEAR OVER AN APP??

Sod4 Fan: KYS

Weed Guy: LMAOAOOAOAOOAOAO

Red Sharpie: this groupchat is a fucking hellhole 💀

Green Sharpie: fr

End of Chapter 1 Part 3

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