The Groupchat of Dummies

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Red Sharpie: Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Friday Night Funkin': Dave and Bambi.

Sod4 Fan: HELP??
Sod4 Fan: DEADASS

Weed Guy: aw naw!

Crippled Algebra Teacher: EXPUNGED DID YOU KILL BAMBI HE HASN'T BEEN ONLINE IN 3 DAYS

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: RATIO BOZO

Crippled Algebra Teacher: STFU YOU LITERALLY HAVE CARROTS FOR LEGS YOUR SHIRT LOOKS LIKE IT GOT STOLEN OUT OF THE "LOST AND FOUND" BIN THERE ARE LITERALLY CIRCLES STRAIGHTER THAN YOUR ASS DAVID. YOU'RE HAIR LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SMEARED CAT FOOD ON YOUR HEAD, AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOUR FUCKING FACE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU STARE AT THE SUN FOR 5 HOURS EVERY DAY WITH FRENCH FRIES TO PRY YOUR FUCKING EYES OPEN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU STAY UP UNTIL 3 AM DRAWING GAY SEX FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT.

Weed Guy: WHAT THE FUCK??

Crippled Algebra Teacher: DONT GET ME STARTED ON BAMBINO HE IS LITERALLY SHORTER THAN BAMBI AND YET HE STILL MANAGES TO DO THE THINGS YOU CANT DAVID, HE'S PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR AU WHO IS ACTUALLY BETTER, YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE THE BETTER VERSION OF ME BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS HOE. LIKE GOD DAMN DAVID.

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss has gone offline!

Crippled Algebra Teacher: what I thought BITCH

Green Sharpie: oh my fucking god

Weed Guy: LMAO??

Sod4 Fan: HOLY SHIT ABAHhHAhAHAHAHSGAHHHAH

Red Sharpie: wHAT

Weed Guy: not even gonna ask but damn hoe!
Weed Guy: Don't needa be that aggressive bitch, damn

Crippled Algebra Teacher: I hate David with a burning passion, Banjex.

Weed Guy: still 😥

Sod4 Fan: the fucking emoji i cant 💀

Red Sharpie: hoe is probably high 🙄

Green Sharpie: why are we
Green Sharpie: just suddenly using emojis now??

Crippled Algebra Teacher has gone offline!

Sod4 Fan: erm what the premium?

Weed Guy: naur what the hell

Green Sharpie: im scared
Green Sharpie: im very scared

Sod4 Fan: lmao

Red Sharpie: has anyone realized just how much time we spend in this groupchat

Sod4 Fan: erm, yes, Expunged
Sod4 Fan: at least I get off my iPad or laptop every few minutes unlike you, period blood stain

Weed Guy: you're getting yourself killed

Red Sharpie: SON OF A BITCH

Sod4 Fan: teehee :3

Bamboop: Salambi I'm scared for you.

Sod4 Fan: i can take care of myself BamBOOB

Weed Guy: SHAJGAHJHAHAHAHHAA

Bamboop: SALAMBI YOU DID NOT.....

Sod4 Fan: I DID

Red Sharpie has gone offline!

Sod4 Fan: welp, guess i'll die :(

Weed Guy: it was nice knowing ya <3

Sod4 Fan has gone offline!

Bamburai: dude what kind of FUCKING chaos is happening

Weed Guy: WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A NICKNAME

Bamburai: BECAUSE I NEVER SET ONE
Bamburai: I WOULD MUCH RATHER KEEP IT THIS WAY

Weed Guy: well fuck you, everyone who doesnt have a nickname WILL NOW have a nickname chosen by yours truly <3

Bamburai: Oh god...

Weed Guy has changed Bamburai's, Bamberly's, and many more nicknames!

Emo Karate Guy: KYS

Weed Guy: HEUHEHEHEHEHEHHE

Draws Cats 24/7: what's going on?? im just now checking the gc
Draws Cats 24/7: WHAT IS MY NICKNAME

Emo Karate Guy: SCREW YOURS, LOOK AT MINE

Can't Do Math: huh?
Can't Do Math: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR NICKNAMES??

Emo Karate Guy: first off, WHO ARE YOU?? Second, blame Banjex

Can't Do Math: I'm Tristan dawg 😭😭😭 My nickname is so innaccurate

Weed Guy: what's 4+12

Can't Do Math: 16 dumbfuck

Weed Guy: whats 5+27

Emo Karate Guy: Banjex stop

Can't Do Math: 32

Bamboob: WHY

Angry Corn Farmer: why are we doing math in the gc

Can't Do Math: BAMBI DO YOU SEE MY NICKNAME

Angry Corn Farmer: BJAUAAHAHAHAHHAHAUAHHSNHAHHAJSHJNZA

Weed Guy: BREKSJPE SBNZJABHAJHAJHSJAHJHNGWSJZHDJESZNSBNMSSBAN

Emo Karate Man: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

im lazy im gonna start ending the parts like this smh