THE END IS NIGH | scaramouche x reader

01 ; since we're dying ily 😍

a bunch of social outcasts <3

2:44 AM

mona x lisa 😨 (mona)
GUYS GUYS IVE PREDICTED SOMETHING!

y/n's the coolest
WOAH MONAS USING CAPS

♪ ur delusional delusional ♪ (fischl)
Why hast thee, Mona Megistus summoned the one and only Prinzessin der Verurteilung? Dost thou hast an important matter to attend to that involves the entirety of this group chat? One will be feeling most unpleasant if this if an unnecessary meeting.

mona x lisa 😨
I already told you to stop calling me the Megistus part it's so embarrassing
I will only accept Mona, and only Mona
Anyway, as I was saying

weed lover (kazuha)
What abt the 'x lisa shocked emoji' bit
Haha thatd be funny to call u irl 😹😹

weed lover has changed mona x lisa 😨's name to mona x lisa shocked emoji

yanyan 🎸☆彡 (xinyan)
kazu...
the emoji man :((

y/n's the coolest
ykw it's better than '😂🤣'

weed lover
Sorry i forgot
Ill just stop using emojis :))

y/n's the coolest
WAIT WE DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

yanyan 🎸☆彡
i did
no offenese but kazu but uses the worst emojis possible

mona x lisa schocked emoji
THE END IS NIGH!!!

y/n's the coolest
girl what

yanyan 🎸☆彡
what in the darn tootin tarnation

weed lover
Mona have u made sure to take ur medication today??
I can help u collect some more from the pharmacy if u've ran out (*¯︶¯*)

y/n's the coolest
KAUZHA HELP IK U MEAN WELL BUT

weed lover
??

♪ ur delusional delusional ♪
My dear Mona, one must notify thou about Kazuha's dealings with things such as medicinal powders as they often leave the subject with side effects of dizziness and fatigue. Especially the powdered ones. I tell you this as your most loyal friend. This 'END OF NIGH!!!' incident must not be caused by whatever substance you inhaled that Kazuha gave as one is starting to feel most unpleasant due to your sudden awakening.

mona x lisa shocked emoji
Please hear me out 🙏
I have a valid explanation for this, which is backed up by multiple layers of evidence and scientific theories

weed lover
By evidence do u mean that magic eight ball thing you bought yesterday

♪ ur delusional delusional ♪
One urges thee to quicken thy pace as I, Fischl Von Luchesvanjt would like to peacefully slumber...

yanyan 🎸☆彡
ykw she has a point it's almost 3 in the flippin morning

y/n's the coolest 🗣️
HELP A MAGIC EIGHT BALL
mona ily but a plastic ball won't determine the fate of the world