04 ; god hates me

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old hag <3
2:48 PM

y/n's the coolest
hey bestie!!

old hag <3
What do you want
Have you told Fischl and Xinyan about the premonition

y/n's the coolest
ur so mean i havnt even asked for anything 💔
also cant u just tell them urself in the gc

old hag <3
I could but I can't be bothered
I have other matters to attend to

y/n's the coolest
for someone who knows the world will end ur pretty chill abt it
ARE U SUICIDAL
omds that means i dont have to keep paying for ur stuff

old hag <3
Hmph none of you guys even believe me so why should I even care wether you guys die or not
Although I'm incredibly powerful I can't stop it anyway

y/n's the coolest
at least ur self aware 🤷‍♀️
ANYWAY i have a very simple request
my dear mona
my beautiful extraordinary anti ti ti ti ti fragile bewildering extravagant radiating glowing fearless pretty slaying amiable majestic not broke lovely sweetest kindest friend
PLEASE TELL ME UR ROOMATES NUMBER 😭😭

old hag <3
Oh
Hmm why would you want to know that

y/n's the coolest
no reason <33
so uhm
do u think i could have it lmao

old hag <3
I don't actually have his number

y/n's the coolest
WHAT WHY NOT
arnt u his roomie ⁉️

old hag <3
I don't see how that matters
He's honestly so annoying that I don't even want it
Constantly walking around like he owns the place with his big ass hat 😒
Apologies for the language

y/n's the coolest
...
dont u have a big ass hat 

old hag <3
Nope doesn't count since mine is chic

y/n's the coolest
sure keep on slaying with the wizardcore ig 😭😭
ANYWAY bye since u don't have his number
still love u tho 😘

old hag <3
Bye
You have bad taste by the way
delivered 2:52 PM

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