"I just can't believe he just drove off. He was so pissed and not the hot pissed, he was furious" sighing Phoebe blended her eyeshadow before flipping her palette closed and looking at Kim who was also doing her makeup next to her.
Since the Bengals would be playing in New York on Halloween, Sam had invited to an early Halloween party at his place, which would include players, partners and a few other friends.
Sam had specifically asked if Phoebe wanted to bring Kim, who had just broken up with Will again, since he knew how much the two of them liked to party together. The way Kim had been talking about the breakup the last few days, Phoebe was even sure that the two of them wouldn't get back together this time, so maybe the distractions did her some good.
They had decided on a cat costume. Black and white. Phoebe's outfit consisted of a black strapless corset with a heart-shaped neckline and a black leather skirt that barely reached the middle of her thighs.
She also wore black overknees and a black choker around her neck. In her open hair was a hairband with ears covered by black lace. Kim wore about a similar tight outfit all in white.
"Well, I can understand it, Phoebe. You got him all hot for picking you up and you're hooking up and then you're completely drunk. I wouldn't think that was cool either, especially considering he's staying up extra to pick you up even though he has to go back to the Facility early the next day" Kim shrugged before painting her lips.
"I know that sucked and I shouldn't have just thrown some stuff at his head either. He had almost calmed down, but by then it had already crossed my lips" Phoebe mumbled with a guilty conscience.
"oh god, Phoebe, what did you tell him?" Kim asked sighing. "I told him he'll calm down once I open my legs" she repeated mumbling the sentence.
"Are you fucking kidding me, Phoebe?" Kim stared at her, stunned. "It was totally stupid. It just slipped out like that. I...I didn't mean it at all" Phoebe stammered. "I hope you didn't. You can't just throw it at Joe that you just solve problems by letting him fuck you. Oh my God, Phoebe" Kim shook her head.
"I know I shouldn't have said it, but...I don't know either. I was just so angry that he pegged me as drunk and mentally unfit..." Phoebe started, but Kim interrupted her. "Which, in his defense, you kind of were" she gave Phoebe a reproachful look.
"But he still could have tried to talk to me about why he was so pissed off. He said he was in a bad mood because of me, but he didn't say why and that's really not nice. If he's going to be like that, he could have at least told me what I did" Phoebe pouted.
"did you ever think that Joe's bad mood was related to the video on your Instagram Story?" Kim asked thoughtfully. "What video?" Phoebe asked, confused.
"Well, the one you posted yesterday. You're dancing with Luca, he has an arm around you, and you're rubbing your ass against him pretty clearly" Kim looked at Phoebe confused. "Excuse me?" startled, Phoebe picked up her phone and opened Instagram.
Her features slipped as she watched the video. "I...I didn't post that" she stammered as she suddenly realized so many things. Joe's bad mood, he had definitely seen the video and Luca was a sore spot for him anyway.
"sure? Maybe you were just drunk" Kim inquired, but Phoebe shook her head. "I didn't post that video, but I know who did. There was only one other person holding my phone beside me" she sighed.
"Luca? Did he post it himself?" Kim thought out loud. "What, no. Not Luca. Jasmine, I gave her my phone when I went to get something new to drink and didn't get it back until I was about to call Joe" she explained before sighing in exasperation.
"Oh God, Kim, what...what do I do now?" she looked at her best friend. "Well what do you think, you now know why Joe was mad. Talk to him tonight, try to work it out. Say you're sorry and maybe stay away from alcohol for a bit" Kim suggested.
"That's not what I'm talking about" Phoebe sighed "I told you Sam gave me permission to invite a few friends so the party would have different people?"
"Oh no, don't tell me you invited your study group! Luca is coming to Sam's party tonight?" Kim stared at her, startled, while Phoebe nodded her head slightly. "How am I supposed to have a clarifying conversation with Joe if Luca is in the room? How do I know Joe won't freak out if he overhears that I invited Luca?"
"can't you uninvite Luca?" Kim asked. "Without revealing that I'm sleeping with Joe and that's why he can't come? Impossible" Phoebe shook her head. "What am I going to do? Joe won't like this at all" she sighed in exasperation.
"Maybe you should have thought about that before you invited Luca" Kim accused her. "I know, but...Luca and I are just friends. We agreed that we wouldn't sleep together. We just get along and I want him there, even if it means I'll have a bad conscience again just because I know Joe will be pissed" Phoebe sighed.
"Bad conscience? Phoebe Brown knows what a guilty conscience is? Pheebs, you guys agreed that there's no responsibility or commitment or anything between you, so why do you feel guilty? Unless..." Kim sucked in a loud breath as she grabbed Phoebe's arm in amazement.
"oh my god, you're falling for Joe" she squeaked out. "I'm not" Phoebe immediately denied and pulled a pout. "oh come on Phoebe. When was the last time you were bothered by what a boy thinks of you. That he blows you off. That it bothers him when you talk or dance with someone else?" Kim asked, grinning.
"Joe and I are just friends who sleep together occasionally. I'm not falling for him, Kim" Phoebe shook her head. "Oh come on, Pheebs. I've known you long enough. And I get you, Joe's a great guy. Attractive, caring, successful and from what I hear from you, pretty good in bed. What more could you want? Heck, I would have snatched him up by now" Kim shrugged.
"I don't fall for him, Kim. I like him, yes. But we're just friends. We decided that together" Phoebe clarified. "And you would be more helpful to me right now if you would provide me with a solution to my Luca and Joe problem rather than speculate about whether I have feelings for Joe"
"Alright" Kim mumbled. "What are you trying to do? Hiding from Luca all the time so Joe won't see you together no matter what?"
"Sounds like a backup plan" Phoebe sighed "I think I should try talking to Joe first. Explain to him what the video is all about and apologize for last night. Maybe then I can also break it to him gently that Luca will be there"
"Just pull him into the next room and give him a blowjob, then maybe he'll take the whole Luca thing easier" Kim suggested. "Kimberly" Phoebe gasped indignantly. "weren't you the one before who wanted to stone me for saying to Joe that I was solving our problems with sex?"
"Yeah" Kim shrugged. "But there's a big difference between settling problems by spreading your legs and reconciliation blowjob before you drop the next problem. Besides, I never said it wouldn't work, although you definitely shouldn't say that to the guy's face" she grinned at Phoebe.
"Alright" Phoebe sighed "Depending on how things go, maybe the blowjob is a fallback option. Wouldn't be the first bigger party I've given Joe a blowjob in another room" she mumbled.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, welcome in 2023 lol
It's so weird that it's Sunday and the bengals wont play today, still so much time left until the MNF game, cant wait tho!!
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